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In the Agony of Loving Worship by OnlyHereforPorn for farmhandler, imperceptible_being
Fandoms: Cable (Marvel Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Cable - All Media Types, Cable and Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
10 Jul 2026
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“Couldn’t you have used flexie-cuff’s Nate? At least give me some nerve damage! You know I love nerve damage…”
Nate chuckled and pressed a kiss into his shoulder. “Course I do.” He sighed, like if loving Wade like this was some huge stress relief for him. He looked at them both in the mirror. Wade’s mask, the only thing protecting him from Nate’s gaze. “I’ll give you all that and more, later. Now? I want to tell you how much you deserve love. You deserve good things Wade—"
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TL;DR: Nate wants to praise Wade. Wade doesn’t want it.Both chapters can be read on their own!
There are mentions of light gore in chapter 1 but no details. Chapter 2 is going to be all violence and gore.Chapter 1 Word Count: 7,812
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Ambre dans la neige by iamnooneshero for pissing, WaterMe, nise_kazura, BunsofHoney, farmhandler
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh, what a thing to do
'Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh, what a thing to do
And it was all yellowYeah, that's verse 2 of "Yellow" from Coldplay.
Has that anything to do with the fic except the color? No.
What? You expected a real summary here? Idiots.TLDR: once upon a time, baby boy and me took a piss in the snow. a christmas miracle unfolds.
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Reputation by breakerbreakerheart for farmhandler
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Aug 2025
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Really, he thinks he should probably be a little frightened. The fear never comes, though, and so he resolves to get to the bottom of the spider’s motivations for kidnapping and watching him sleep on such a fine evening.
“...Everything alright, spiderpants?”
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turn me upside down by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for WaterMe, farmhandler
Fandoms: Wolverine (Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies)
22 Jul 2025
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Logan drove closer and closer, trailing behind Wade who trod along the side of Route 66 studiously ignoring him. The mean urge to blow the horn sprung up in his mind but he resisted and leaned over to roll the passenger side window down.
"Get in, kid," he ordered loudly.
Wade, the stubborn asshole, continued walking without looking back, kicking up a cloud of dust around his feet like Pig-Pen.
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Wade and Logan fight sometimes, and sometimes Wade takes it too hard.
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- Part 1 of weight of my heart, not the size
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no seas gentil (do not go gentle) by Kei20 for farmhandler
Fandoms: ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
06 Nov 2024
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Boros has been searching for someone who can ignite his passion and help him find release during his heat, destroying unworthy civilizations along the way. Then Saitama finds him, and it escalates from there.Español:
Boros ha estado buscando a alguien que pueda encender su pasión y que lo ayude a encontrar la liberación durante su celo, destruyendo civilizaciones indignas en el camino. Entonces Saitama lo encontró, y todo escaló desde allí. -
where the shivering god rests by chininiris for farmhandler
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
02 Oct 2022
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"You are a hard man to please, Tanjirou. You will not let me bow, and you will not choose a reward for all you have done for me and this shrine. How am I supposed to show you my gratitude?"
or: Tanjirou finds an abandoned shrine during a hiking trip and decides to repair it. Its god is pleased and really wishes Tanjirou would accept his offer for a special reward.
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The Pole- Stripper Shiro x Mob Boss Sendak by Mr_Salty for kaijuerotica, farmhandler, Smutslug, TotallyHuman
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
02 Jan 2021
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Sendak, being the new “big boss” in town was suddenly very stressed out over everything so to relax for at least one night, he pays his pimp friend, Haxus, a visit.
To his surprise, Haxus has a gift waiting for him. A sexy intersex prostitute.
Aight so Shiro is galra in this, I am going to describe what he looks like here. He is a head taller than Sendak, curvy as hell- yes he has a big chest and cleavage- intersex, and dark purple with white and black spots with some lighter purple and darker purple stripes. His darker purple stripes are almost black but are still obviously purple. He has a vagina that at times will be called his “cunt” or “pussy” so this is your only warning. Sendak is 30 and Shiro is 23 so it is kinda weird. Shiro is the one working the pole by the way. I don't know if you got that or not.
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Lance gets bit by some kind of creature when he goes to a new solar system to spread the coalition’s message… at first he simply felt a little itchy. Then, when his current lover Shiro came to his room on the ship, he lost it. He ruts against Shiro as his feels a painful sensation, along with a serious amount of pooling heat. He needed to fuck Shiro senseless, and fuck him quick… or else this feeling might never go away.
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- Part 1 of Pregnancy/Breeding Kink Bingo
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Saitama hate to admit but Genos looks good in frills and lace. And skirts. And pantyhose.
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Sherlock had never met a mage before. There had never been a serious case where magic was involved, people were too scared of the otherworldly abilities, yet Sherlock had always wanted to encounter it for himself. When Anderson and Sherlock get dragged into the world of Mr. Talbot, experiencing first hand what a skilled mage is capable of achieving, they may not like the outcome. Getting dragged into a web of puzzles and secrets wasn't high on their to do list after all but now that both men have found themselves caught up, they will need each other's help to make it out in one piece.
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The Case of the Trouser Tuber by kenopsia (indie) for farmhandler
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
01 Feb 2014
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CRACK. John seems to have a potato. The potato is quite the elephant in the room. Sherlock just wants to help.
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A series of moments in Mycroft and Gregory's life.
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Sherlock has been noticing some unusual things about John Watson, but when the source is very suddenly and unexpectedly revealed, his reaction is a bit less than positive -- for Sherlock may not be on the side of the angels, but that doesn't mean he's lacking a guardian one...
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John finds a portrait of Mycroft, tucked away in the Manor.
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Lucifer Falling from Grace by vesperine for farmhandler, OrphanText
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
14 Sep 2012
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Sherlock falls and wishes that he hadn't kept the important things from John.
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For General_Button.
Alternate Reality where Sherlock breaks his arm and falls for Lestrade's comfort. This is well before A Study in Pink.
Sherstrade. 2nd-person POV. Rated T for sexual references.
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For General_Button, who wanted doctor kink Johncroft.
Rated X/NC-17.
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You Might Want to Take Notes by herbailiwick for farmhandler, cmcross
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
22 Jun 2012
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General_Button prompted Anderson trying to impress Sherlock, Sherlock finally confronting him about his "obvious" crush and then doing something mean, sweet, or sexy.
cmcross prompted: "Anderson admires Sherlock's fingers when he plays the violin."
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Warning for very jealous spousal behavior, for domestic abuse, and for infidelity. Because I like to do that to Lestrade, I guess.
Switches POV between Lestrade and Sherlock.
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Mycroft being sick. Sherlock being a good little brother.