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    Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    05 Oct 2019

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    You Might Think I'm Crazy (All I Want is You) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    20 Apr 2019

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    '“Look I understand, you’ve got to check up on the new occupants, make sure I’m a proper ‘fit’ for the neighborhood or whatever euphemism you’re going to use this time, 'the greater good,' I saw the film, I get it. But I peeked in at the place next door the agent mentioned and if you aren’t bothering him I really don't think you should be-”

    “I’m your neighbor,” Aziraphale interrupted. “I own that place next door?”

    “Oh.”'

    Since the next shop over closed down, Aziraphale's had a peaceful few months, barring those unpleasant interactions with the men in cheap suits who keep trying to persuade him to sell his shop. But now a (handsome) new owner has taken up residence beside him and, horror of horrors, he wants to open up a coffee shop.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Petrichor & Parchment by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    20 Dec 2019

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    “Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?

    Now also available as a podfic from Literarion

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Snakes and Stones (Never Broke My Bones) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    17 Jun 2019

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    “How many people don’t believe I exist?” Crowley asks in the doorway.
    “I’m sure no – ” Aziraphale begins, only to be cut off by Gabriel and a reluctant Newton.
    “Everyone.”

    No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist. This is their story.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Far out by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    17 Sep 2022

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    It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
    “Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
    Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
    Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
    “Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
    “The kid.”
    “Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
    “Your stepson did these calculations?”
    “That’s not entirely—“
    “Bring him to me,” Tony commanded.

     

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