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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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30 Aug 2026
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'“Look I understand, you’ve got to check up on the new occupants, make sure I’m a proper ‘fit’ for the neighborhood or whatever euphemism you’re going to use this time, 'the greater good,' I saw the film, I get it. But I peeked in at the place next door the agent mentioned and if you aren’t bothering him I really don't think you should be-”
“I’m your neighbor,” Aziraphale interrupted. “I own that place next door?”
“Oh.”'
Since the next shop over closed down, Aziraphale's had a peaceful few months, barring those unpleasant interactions with the men in cheap suits who keep trying to persuade him to sell his shop. But now a (handsome) new owner has taken up residence beside him and, horror of horrors, he wants to open up a coffee shop.
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- 23,807
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- 5/5
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29 Aug 2026
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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- English
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- 33,059
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- 11/11
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- 21
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19 Jul 2026
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Snakes and Stones (Never Broke My Bones) by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jun 2019
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“How many people don’t believe I exist?” Crowley asks in the doorway.
“I’m sure no – ” Aziraphale begins, only to be cut off by Gabriel and a reluctant Newton.
“Everyone.”No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist. This is their story.
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19 Jul 2026
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It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
“Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
“Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
“The kid.”
“Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
“Your stepson did these calculations?”
“That’s not entirely—“
“Bring him to me,” Tony commanded.- Language:
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22 Apr 2026
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The Bizarre Nature of Second Chances by alexandria_library_of
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
21 Jan 2026
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Jason Todd knows he doesn't get second chances. Those are saved for parents who love you, brothers who want you, and a universe that is not indifferent to your suffering.
But then—something bizarre happens.
After scrapping with a Mage, Jason wakes up feeling...weird.
What does he do? Goes to the smartest person he knows: Tim Drake
There's only one problem: Tim Drake is...seven?
Things just got really complicated.
Or,
Jason Todd is transported to a universe where Bruce is a good dad, Dick is a good brother, and Tim is seven years old—and needs a babysitter.
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- 59,379
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- 12/12
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20 Mar 2026
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Watch This by snackbaskets
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 May 2019
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Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?
Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.
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- English
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- 2,458
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- 1/1
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- 14
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- 1,131
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01 Mar 2026
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When The Stars Come Calling by lazywriter7
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
21 Aug 2021
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The man who, fuck knows, sprouted fully formed out of the ground in the middle of the Fort Knox times a zillion highly secured Avengers facility- gaped at the earbuds trailing from Tony's ears. "Is that tiny stick playing music ."
A very slow, ominous kind of horror was starting to dawn over Tony's mind. " Please don't tell me you were frozen in ice for ninety years."
"Don't be ridiculous- I was in space." The man said. He plucked a plastic bag off of Tony's counter and proffered it. "Blueberry?"
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Or, how Tony Stark got his groove back, with the assistance of one Peter Quill.
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- English
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- 108,314
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- 17/17
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15 Feb 2026
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Growing Pains by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 Jul 2022
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Peter makes things really difficult and yet somehow monumentally better for the adults in his life.
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04 Feb 2026
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an itch you can't scratch by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 May 2022
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5 times Wade bumps into Peter Parker + 1 time he realizes Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
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- English
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- 8,463
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 384
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- 13,186
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29 Jan 2026
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Dick Grayson has never been ashamed of his heritage, despite the comments he's used to receiving.
Luckily for him, the members of his family are disinclined to put up with racist bullshit.
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- English
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- 5,753
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- 1/1
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21 Dec 2025
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In Tim’s defense, there had never been anyone around to tell him not to drink the water.
All in all, Tim thinks he turned out quite alright. All things considered.
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or: Tim grew up drinking Gotham's tap water. He developed some weird abilities as a result. Bruce, Dick, and Jason react.
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Podfic available! The link can be found at the end of the work!- Language:
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- 3,330
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- 1/1
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- 479
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21 Dec 2025
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"For in grief nothing 'stays put.' One keeps on emerging from a phase, but it always recurs. Round and round. Everything repeats. Am I going in circles, or dare I hope I am on a spiral?”
- A Grief Observed, C.S. Lewis
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20 Dec 2025
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look on down from the bridge by CivilBores
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 Apr 2025
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“You saw the body?” Jason asks. It’s a stupid question—of course Tim saw it. Tim was the one who found it, who rolled it into the carpet in the first place. But there’s a second question wrapped up in his strangled tone, which is: Are you okay after seeing the body?
Tim just purses his lips, almost indignant. “This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a corpse before, Jason.”
Right, Jason thinks, but it’s the first time the corpse has been your own fucking dad.
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Tim is desperate to keep his father’s death a secret from Bruce at all costs. Which is how he ends up hiding a body with Jason Todd, of all people.
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20 Dec 2025
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Each entry is complete and exists (mostly) independent of each other.
You can download volume one through four here
This series is:
- Not Team Cap friendly.
- Has no particular order because besides having the Post-CW timeline in common, none of them are actually (intentionally) connected at the time of their posting
- Uses headcanons some of which are mentioned in the beginning of the fic or simply tagged
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- I'm socially inept but I have recently started replying to comments
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27 Nov 2025
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Unconditionally by Potrix
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
23 Mar 2016
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“Hello,” Steve whispers quietly, carefully brushing some of the tears away from the baby's cheeks.
Giving a sniffle, the baby latches on to Steve’s hand, then whines unhappily, hiccuping wetly.
“I don’t know how to, you know,” Steve explains helplessly, making something that vaguely resembles a cradling, rocking motion with his free arm. The baby is less than impressed with that, though, and takes a noisy, stuttering breath. Steve’s eyes widen in alarm. “Oh, no. No, ssh, no. Here, c’mon, it’s all right.”
Very gingerly, Steve slides one hand under the baby’s back, cups its neck with the other, and slowly lifts the squirmy bundle out of the crib, and against his chest. “There, ssh. That’s better, isn’t it?”
In answer, the baby tucks its damp face into Steve’s neck, apparently content to stay where it is. Steve glances around the room, a little lost, but the baby just gurgles, and doesn’t start crying again, which he decides to count as a success.
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27 Nov 2025
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Batman and Nightwing don't find any sign of the person that attacked Robin in Titans Tower.
They do find a black cat with green eyes and a white stripe on its forehead.
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- English
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- 10,464
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- 2/2
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- 18
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- 161
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25 Nov 2025
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Tim, undercover to obtain intel about a new drug, runs straight into the new crime lord of Crime Alley.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 9
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- 245
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- 7,214
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22 Nov 2025
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Tim gets sick while fighting an intruder in the Tower.
...Or how Bruce walked into his kitchen to find the Red Hood making Robin some soup.- Language:
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- 2,324
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- 1/1
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- 9
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- 115
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- 5,863
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- 34,687
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21 Nov 2025
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my castle crumbled overnight by paperxcrowns
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Robin (Comics)
23 Feb 2022
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Breaking into Titans Tower is laughably easy, which angers Jason even more.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 78
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21 Nov 2025