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“Uh– yeah, well, I actually do feel kinda sick… So the bathroom, if you may, Zhongli-xiansheng–”
“...Oh.”
Oh?
Zhongli’s gaze had averted, trained solely on a soiled spot of white below Childe’s waist.
Oh.
Oh no.
Of course, of course, Zhongli had noticed the massive stain on his pants, not helped at all by the obvious tent at its front.
Childe wanted to die. Better yet, Childe wanted the Abyss to swallow him whole again. At least he'd get a kick out of challenging those foes rather than standing in Zhongli's doorway like a teenager who’d just learned what masturbating was.
No amount of training had prepared him for that moment.
“I think… something’s happened to me, Zhongli.”
“...Evidently.”
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22 Sep 2026
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Childe is too late when he swings open the door to his suite.
“Zhongli, I can-”
He chokes. Faces both his shame and Zhongli, as they are both left staring at the absurd (and unfortunately… used) dildo Childe had left suctioned to the table in the living room. Not just any dildo, which he could attempt to explain away. Afterall, he’s young with a high sex drive, even Zhongli must understand that.
But no, it had to be that fucking ridiculous gag gift of a Rex Lapis replica dragon dick. Curse his subordinates. Their gift had perhaps been too on the nose. He swore, the moment it showed up on his desk with a little bow tied to it, that he would never use it.
Never. What is he? Desperate? Some fucking degenerate?
(Or, all of the above because a taste of a twelve inch dick and a month long dry spell ruined that quick.)
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OR, Zhongli shows Childe what real dragon dicks can do.Series
- Part 2 of size queen childe
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22 Sep 2026
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tonight i am the drug you can't deny by mandathegreat
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Dec 2021
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“It’s pretty obvious, Childe. You two aren’t exactly subtle. Besides, remember your last visit to my teapot?” Lumine asked.
He had drunk a whole bottle of firewater himself, because she didn’t care for the taste.
“Uh, not particularly.” He said, only remembering the wicked hangover he had the next morning.
“About halfway through the bottle, you started gushing over Zhongli. Like you wouldn’t stop telling me how much you love him.” She said, a teasing grin starting to emerge on her face.
“No, I didn’t do that. Not me, couldn’t be me.” Childe crossed his arms in defense.
“No, you did. I wish I could forget about it, because a few shots later you wouldn’t stop talking about how big his d--”
He covered her mouth with his hands.
“I’ll give you double your weekly Guild commission if we never talk about my sex life ever again.” He said, face a vivid shade of red.
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Or: Lumine wonders if anyone could make Zhongli lose his cool. Childe plans to find out.
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22 Sep 2026
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“You-“ Zhongli’s voice is hoarse, face contorted in utter bewilderment. Still, he does not move, keeping Childe’s legs straight in the air. “You asked to be my mate. You wanted me to breed you. Ajax, you said that to me.”
Oh, Celestia, they’re still connected. It’s all going to his head. Childe thinks he’s delirious. This can’t be real. “That was-“ His voice breaks in an awful squeak. “-that was dirty talk!”
He never thought-
Oh, fuck. Zhongli moves inside of him, and he can feel the cum sloshing through his guts.
All this time.
He’s an idiot. The signs, in retrospect, were so obvious.
Zhongli has been trying to impregnate him.
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Or, Childe learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes of an (ex) god. It might just get taken literally.- Language:
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14 Sep 2026
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“Isn’t this backwards, Morax?” There’s a mocking edge to Childe’s tone. “Since when do gods get on their knees?”
Zhongli presses a tender kiss to the gruesome scar that sprawls across Childe’s trembling thigh. “This isn’t the first time I have knelt before you, Childe.” His lips trail higher until he hears a hitch of breath. “From my vantage point, this remains the same.”
Childe sustains injuries at the Golden House. Zhongli helps him heal. There is a bath, a broken teapot, and a coming to terms.
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- Part 2 of Of Sea and Stone
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13 Sep 2026

