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“Uh– yeah, well, I actually do feel kinda sick… So the bathroom, if you may, Zhongli-xiansheng–”
“...Oh.”
Oh?
Zhongli’s gaze had averted, trained solely on a soiled spot of white below Childe’s waist.
Oh.
Oh no.
Of course, of course, Zhongli had noticed the massive stain on his pants, not helped at all by the obvious tent at its front.
Childe wanted to die. Better yet, Childe wanted the Abyss to swallow him whole again. At least he'd get a kick out of challenging those foes rather than standing in Zhongli's doorway like a teenager who’d just learned what masturbating was.
No amount of training had prepared him for that moment.
“I think… something’s happened to me, Zhongli.”
“...Evidently.”
Childe gets aphrodisiac'd and seeks the help of a certain someone.- Language:
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22 Sep 2026
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Childe is too late when he swings open the door to his suite.
“Zhongli, I can-”
He chokes. Faces both his shame and Zhongli, as they are both left staring at the absurd (and unfortunately… used) dildo Childe had left suctioned to the table in the living room. Not just any dildo, which he could attempt to explain away. Afterall, he’s young with a high sex drive, even Zhongli must understand that.
But no, it had to be that fucking ridiculous gag gift of a Rex Lapis replica dragon dick. Curse his subordinates. Their gift had perhaps been too on the nose. He swore, the moment it showed up on his desk with a little bow tied to it, that he would never use it.
Never. What is he? Desperate? Some fucking degenerate?
(Or, all of the above because a taste of a twelve inch dick and a month long dry spell ruined that quick.)
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OR, Zhongli shows Childe what real dragon dicks can do.Series
- Part 2 of size queen childe
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22 Sep 2026
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tonight i am the drug you can't deny by mandathegreat
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Dec 2021
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“It’s pretty obvious, Childe. You two aren’t exactly subtle. Besides, remember your last visit to my teapot?” Lumine asked.
He had drunk a whole bottle of firewater himself, because she didn’t care for the taste.
“Uh, not particularly.” He said, only remembering the wicked hangover he had the next morning.
“About halfway through the bottle, you started gushing over Zhongli. Like you wouldn’t stop telling me how much you love him.” She said, a teasing grin starting to emerge on her face.
“No, I didn’t do that. Not me, couldn’t be me.” Childe crossed his arms in defense.
“No, you did. I wish I could forget about it, because a few shots later you wouldn’t stop talking about how big his d--”
He covered her mouth with his hands.
“I’ll give you double your weekly Guild commission if we never talk about my sex life ever again.” He said, face a vivid shade of red.
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Or: Lumine wonders if anyone could make Zhongli lose his cool. Childe plans to find out.
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22 Sep 2026
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“You-“ Zhongli’s voice is hoarse, face contorted in utter bewilderment. Still, he does not move, keeping Childe’s legs straight in the air. “You asked to be my mate. You wanted me to breed you. Ajax, you said that to me.”
Oh, Celestia, they’re still connected. It’s all going to his head. Childe thinks he’s delirious. This can’t be real. “That was-“ His voice breaks in an awful squeak. “-that was dirty talk!”
He never thought-
Oh, fuck. Zhongli moves inside of him, and he can feel the cum sloshing through his guts.
All this time.
He’s an idiot. The signs, in retrospect, were so obvious.
Zhongli has been trying to impregnate him.
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Or, Childe learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes of an (ex) god. It might just get taken literally.- Language:
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14 Sep 2026
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“Isn’t this backwards, Morax?” There’s a mocking edge to Childe’s tone. “Since when do gods get on their knees?”
Zhongli presses a tender kiss to the gruesome scar that sprawls across Childe’s trembling thigh. “This isn’t the first time I have knelt before you, Childe.” His lips trail higher until he hears a hitch of breath. “From my vantage point, this remains the same.”
Childe sustains injuries at the Golden House. Zhongli helps him heal. There is a bath, a broken teapot, and a coming to terms.
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- Part 2 of Of Sea and Stone
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13 Sep 2026
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“Contracts cannot be used to define friendship. Nor measure sentiment.”
“Is that what this is, then?” Childe asks in a voice so hushed it’s nearly a whisper. “Sentiment?”
Does Zhongli feel it too, this tug as inexorable as the tide? Resonant waves that cascade against the dominance of earth. They had been close like this once before—sea brine staining their tongues beneath the sun’s unflinching light. How sweet the promise of perhaps, all the more erotic for its uncertainty.
Childe arrives in Liyue and is introduced to an enigmatic funeral consultant. There are meals and stories and a slow exchange of intimacy.
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- Part 1 of Of Sea and Stone
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13 Sep 2026
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Somewhere between drunken kisses at underground parties and sleeping in the same bed "without it meaning anything," Sasuke fell head over heels in love with his best friend.
The problem is that Naruto is getting married. To someone. Sasuke doesn't know who, and frankly, he doesn't want to know.
What he didn't expect was for the answer to all of this to be written in a single word—one he had spoken himself months ago, without realizing what he was agreeing to.
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11 Sep 2026
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“What do you mean I have no filter?”
“It’s not a huge deal,” the Medical Ninja checking Sasuke says. “Something’s affecting your chakra to make you speak before you can think about your words. It’s not life threatening, and it should go away on its own in a few weeks.”
Sasuke would rather it be life threatening than something like this.
“Weeks?” Naruto says, his eyebrows raising high enough to disappear under his headband. “Sasuke’s gonna be like this for weeks?”
Sasuke wishes he wouldn’t sound so excited about it. Sakura, who also tagged along for some reason, wrings her hands together. Kakashi flips to the next page of his porn book.
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or, Sasuke endures the mortifying ordeal of being known
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11 Sep 2026
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Dottore raised an eyebrow under his mask, feeling his lip curl up in a grimace. “Her Majesty, The Tsaritsa… Wants me to give all of the other Harbingers… Check-ups?” Pierro gave a soft nod. Dottore sighed, whispering under his breath, “Her Benevolence knows no bounds, truly… What am I? Some hoity-toity healer?”
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06 Sep 2026
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A Small Telegraph, Playing in Your Heart by Sg_Cairo
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Aug 2023
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Pantalone meets one of Il Dottore's clones: Though it's not the one he expected. Instead of the asshole that looks like a clown with his weird half mask, he gets a literal child, who's too cute to refuse.
Although... The child is not similar to the Doctor at all. In fact, this kid is as far from the Harbinger as one gets, weirdly helpful and quiet, barely speaking unless he was thanking Pantalone or giving information.
It was strange. Unusual. As if this child was never the Doctor in the first place.
What happened to make the Doctor into an apathetic asshole, if his younger self was so shy and polite?
Tl;dr: Pantalone meets baby clone and decides that it's his kid now. Dottore has to begrudgingly raise it with him and somehow also gets affection along the way (which he did NOT agree to).
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- Part 1 of Babytorre AU
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06 Sep 2026
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Following the Irminsul incident, though everyone believes him dead, Dottore is very much alive.
Granted, he faces a slight problem: specifically, the fact that he is trapped in the body of an eight-inch lizard.He needs to find a way back to Snezhnaya and his human body, something Pantalone could easily help him with - had he actually bothered to let him in on this plan, too. As it stands, however, he is forced against his will to play the part of an innocent little reptile, all while slowly realizing that his colleague might have held him in much higher regard all along than he ever could have imagined.
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Or. Some post-canon fix-it romcom drama where Dottore is trapped in the body of a lizard, Pantalone becomes an oblivious (and very obsessed) pet-owner, and a lot of dignity gets lost along the way while the mutual pining only gets worse.Bookmarked by ghstreader
06 Sep 2026
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Dottore's segments love pulling pranks... but what happens when that prank involves secretly giving Omega an aphrodisiac that causes him to produce milk right before an important business meeting with Pantalone?
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Omega build starts lactating, is super horny, and Pantalone loves it. Lots of milk shit.
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06 Sep 2026
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Naruto misses Sasuke so much. Not knowing that may cause his feral instincs act out.
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Naruto is un fox rut and only Sasuke can help him with it.
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06 Sep 2026
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Winter Ball by Janusoverlord for ketolic (corrose)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2020
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It was a tiny scroll, really, about the size of his palm. He unfurled the paper carefully, then set it down on the desk. There were only a few simple words on it in Mobei Jun’s practised, elegant characters.
“An invitation,” Mobei Jun rumbled, lowering his chin a little, his eyes on the window to his immediate right.
“To what?” Shang Qinghua frowned, perplexed.
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05 Sep 2026
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Finding You Again by ImTaakofromTV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2021
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Shang Qinghua has never seen this man before...so why did he look so....
“Shang Qinghua.”
And on his forehead...was that a tattoo?
“I found you.”
Why was it familiar? Why was this man so familiar?
“It is you. I finally found you. Qinghua.”
He...actually kind of looks like…
Oh God.
“...A cosplayer.” Shang Qinghua whispered.A very attractive man breaks into Shang Qinghua's apartment, claiming to be his husband and telling him he has been looking for him for a very long time.
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01 Sep 2026
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Orange Peel by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2022
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Mobei Jun doesn’t think much about his virginity.
Partially because he simply doesn’t care - societal constructs are something he’d mostly shed when he’d finally peeled his family’s business legacy out of his skin. Mostly though, it’s out of spite, since Luo Binghe seems to think about his virginity enough for the both of them.
“Aren’t you worried about getting cursed?” Luo Binghe wonders, idly picking at a stack of documents on Mobei Jun’s desk. “People say that if you’re a virgin when you turn thirty, you get a curse put upon you.”
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Moshang cherry magic au <3
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01 Sep 2026
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death & kiss -- exactly in that order
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01 Sep 2026
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in which mitya offers himself to be valeriy's mate
– pretty sure that is a dumb idea.
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01 Sep 2026
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“Hey, Sasuke?” Naruto’s voice was timid. Sasuke huffed to let him know he was listening. “I need to talk to you about something.”
Here? Now? Is he fucking kidding?
Who breaks up with someone after sex? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home on Valentine’s day?
Single father Uchiha Sasuke thought he was above dating. His whole world was his son, and he preferred to keep it that way. Why bother with dating when it only served to complicate things? Or so Sasuke thought, until he made the worst mistake possible, and hired some random college kid to babysit; one Uzumaki Naruto. Undeniably hot, undeniably kind and undeniably domestic, Sasuke's heart melts to Naruto too fast for his own good.
Which sucks for Sasuke because Uzumaki Naruto is also undeniably unavailable, undeniably not-his-age and undeniably inappropriate.Bookmarked by ghstreader
31 Aug 2026
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That leaves Naruto, alone with Sasuke, for one hour. One hour he can get a little flirting in, flush it out of his system, keeping Sasuke occupied while simultaneously having a little fun.
Besides, when Sakura shows up, Sasuke will be so enamoured by her, he’ll forget all about Naruto anyway. He’ll realise he should have invited Sakura to be his date from the beginning, and Naruto, having known this all along, will have not lost a thing, and been able to engage in some fun, yet entirely harmless, flirting with a cute boy on a Friday night before he has to crawl back into his assignment dungeon.
He’s letting off steam. Relieving some stress.
No harm in getting his heart a little wet in the process.
Sakura's crush on Sasuke is beginning to get out of hand, and no one can see it but Naruto. He tries his best to be supportive, always her best friend and wingman, by getting close to Sasuke so he can push them together. His plan kind of backfires when Sasuke becomes interested in someone else instead: him.
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31 Aug 2026