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Rumors suggest this isn't a marriage, but labor exploitation by Beebee_Ren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2026
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Harry is the personal assistant to the youngest Minister of Magic in history, and frankly, he's had enough. He has to cater to the man's every whim, from the smallest things like making him coffee and homemade lunch like he's his mother, to letting Tom have sex with him on his desk after a stressful day at work so the man doesn't go berserk and kill someone; seriously, he's not paid enough for this crap, they don't even have a formal romantic relationship!!!
So, like any exploited worker (and thanks to the perk of being a millionaire), he quits. The country erupts in less than a week.
Or, where the Minister of Magic, Tom Riddle (secretly Lord Voldemort), takes an entire country hostage to negotiate a marriage with his ex so he won't leave him again. (They never actually dated; that was just Tom's imagination.)
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- Part 1 of Don't believe the rumors with people say
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06 Sep 2026
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Making the Corner I'm Backed Into A Home by BoldGrem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2026
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Your standard warbride fare.
The horcrux hunt is cut abruptly short when Voldemort outmaneuvers the light and makes clear that he has backed them into a corner.
But then the Dark Lord unexpectedly offers Harry a proposal: become his betrothed, and Voldemort will put a stop to the war.
With no other options, Harry accepts, and a series of negotiations and revelations begins to unfold, none going the way Harry expected.
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05 Sep 2026
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He was betrayed by the world he saved and people who were meant to be his family. Disgraced now, Harry Potter is sentenced to the Veil. Instead of finding peace in death, he travels back in time to his fourth year, the night of Lord Voldemort's resurrection. One thing is for sure, he will not be doing it all over again.
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05 Sep 2026
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Harry died. Death got a sense of humor. Albus saw an opportunity. And Tom... Tom got everything he ever wanted.
Features a time-travelling Harry deciding to buy Tom's sanity back with gifts, and throughly enjoying his second chance at life.
Written for the TMRHP Christmas Exchange 2024.(update: edited! fixed typos and minor things)
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02 Sep 2026
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Tips for writing ACCURATE intersex smut by CarnivorousObsession (emotionsperverts)
Fandoms: No Fandom
18 Aug 2026
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A relatively short guide to intersex smut, written by an intersex person with ambiguous genitalia. This largely draws on my own experience, which isn't universal, but I did make a point to account for sex variations I do not possess.
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01 Sep 2026