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  1. Summary

    A Hogwarts AU of epic proportions, though it is small yet. Check out the tumblr here. And feel free to send me a prompt!

    I am trying to keep the listing here on Ao3 chronological, not the order in which I posted it, so do note that if you read from fic "1" to the end, it will not have been the order I posted them in.

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    A nonhero AU where Bruce still adopts/raises the Robins and some Batgirls.

    Currently on an indefinite hiatus.

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    Thanatos is prone to vanishing without warning; Zagreus has long since accepted this as his preferred way to end a conversation.

    He's never done it in the bedroom before, though.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    “We can’t let the rain go on,” said Zagreus. He was too weak for his voice to project. He had no idea if Chaos could hear him. “So you’re saying, to break it, we have to…?”

    Chaos turned their head in his direction. Their eyes—the ones in their face—were a swirling, depthless violet.

    // Persistent rains begin to fall over the Styx. Zagreus and Thanatos strike a deal with Hades to get to the bottom of it.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    "Eddie's not my boyfriend."

    "You've been dating since prom." She said it so matter-of-factly. The sky was blue, the world was round, Steve and Eddie had been dating since prom.

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    Eddie gives Steve his vest on prom night. Despite Eddie becoming increasingly more affectionate towards him, the significance of it doesn't occur to Steve until weeks later.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    “Well, apparently…you uh had some fun too, huh, Steve?” Eddie’s voice sounded weird, almost like there was an accusatory undertone. Steve’s frown deepened. This was about him finding someone to make out with?

    “Yeah? What about it? I know I said I’d make sure you were safe and everything, but does that mean I can’t enjoy myself? You were both pretty preoccupied, weren’t you?”

    “I-” Robin actually looked speechless. “Of course you can, just…it was…” She tucks a strand of hair behind her ear, frustrated. “That was a guy, Steve!”

    Steve nodded. “Yeah, I’m aware.”

    Robin blinked. “A guy,” she repeated, an exasperated expression on her face, her hands making some sort of gesture, underlining the word.

    I know,” Steve said, in the same manner, starting to get frustrated now, too. “Was pretty hard to miss with his dick against my thigh.” He narrowed his eyes. “No pun intended.”

      or: 5 times Steve enjoys kissing boys and 1 time he realizes what that means

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    03 Sep 2026

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    When Bilbo puts himself between Thorin and Azog's blade, his mithril shirt protecting them both, it isn't long before some dwarves whisper that 'Oakenshield' might not be the best epithet for their king anymore. But for Bilbo, barred from Thorin's sight since the battle, this new epithet only adds to the sting. Spending his days caring for the recovering princes, Bilbo wonders how much more of this he can take, not suspecting his place at the center of a silent divide in the company.

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    31 Aug 2026