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I Think I Might Just Disappear by Luddleston for MurphyAT
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
18 Oct 2020
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Thanatos is prone to vanishing without warning; Zagreus has long since accepted this as his preferred way to end a conversation.
He's never done it in the bedroom before, though.
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07 Sep 2026
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wait for you at the bottom by everythingeverything (yiqie)
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
19 Apr 2023
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“We can’t let the rain go on,” said Zagreus. He was too weak for his voice to project. He had no idea if Chaos could hear him. “So you’re saying, to break it, we have to…?”
Chaos turned their head in his direction. Their eyes—the ones in their face—were a swirling, depthless violet.
// Persistent rains begin to fall over the Styx. Zagreus and Thanatos strike a deal with Hades to get to the bottom of it.
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07 Sep 2026
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"Eddie's not my boyfriend."
"You've been dating since prom." She said it so matter-of-factly. The sky was blue, the world was round, Steve and Eddie had been dating since prom.
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Eddie gives Steve his vest on prom night. Despite Eddie becoming increasingly more affectionate towards him, the significance of it doesn't occur to Steve until weeks later.
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03 Sep 2026
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“Well, apparently…you uh had some fun too, huh, Steve?” Eddie’s voice sounded weird, almost like there was an accusatory undertone. Steve’s frown deepened. This was about him finding someone to make out with?
“Yeah? What about it? I know I said I’d make sure you were safe and everything, but does that mean I can’t enjoy myself? You were both pretty preoccupied, weren’t you?”
“I-” Robin actually looked speechless. “Of course you can, just…it was…” She tucks a strand of hair behind her ear, frustrated. “That was a guy, Steve!”
Steve nodded. “Yeah, I’m aware.”
Robin blinked. “A guy,” she repeated, an exasperated expression on her face, her hands making some sort of gesture, underlining the word.
“I know,” Steve said, in the same manner, starting to get frustrated now, too. “Was pretty hard to miss with his dick against my thigh.” He narrowed his eyes. “No pun intended.”
or: 5 times Steve enjoys kissing boys and 1 time he realizes what that means
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03 Sep 2026
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The Color of Possibility by lindoreda
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Jan 2015
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When Bilbo puts himself between Thorin and Azog's blade, his mithril shirt protecting them both, it isn't long before some dwarves whisper that 'Oakenshield' might not be the best epithet for their king anymore. But for Bilbo, barred from Thorin's sight since the battle, this new epithet only adds to the sting. Spending his days caring for the recovering princes, Bilbo wonders how much more of this he can take, not suspecting his place at the center of a silent divide in the company.
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31 Aug 2026
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Balin blinks, shifting backwards. “Laddie, it’s—it’s been a year. Bilbo has returned home, to the Shire.” He looks at Thorin, then says more gently, “I did not realize you counted the hobbit among your treasures.”
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- Part 1 of can't run from myself
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31 Aug 2026
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[Podfic] far across the distance by LinguisticJubilee by fifteen
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
26 Sep 2022
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Balin blinks, shifting backwards. “Laddie, it’s—it’s been a year. Bilbo has returned home, to the Shire.” He looks at Thorin, then says more gently, “I did not realize you counted the hobbit among your treasures.”
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31 Aug 2026
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Bee to the blossom, moth to the flame by SquaresAreNotCircles
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
13 Jul 2019
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“Babe,” Danny keeps saying, over and over and over again for months, until finally Steve cracks and wittily replies, “Yes, dear?”
Or: Steve totally knows how to have a normal human response to his partner calling him babe all the time, without going wildly overboard at all. Yes. Definitely.
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30 Aug 2026
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Their next date goes a lot better, and the one after that better still. Danny doesn't question why Steve's taking him surfing, hiking, to dinner, because they've already been doing those things. It's perfect. Steve can get his fill of Danny, and Danny can get out of his head for a while and have fun and loudly marvel every time Steve produces his wallet. All without suspecting a thing.
Steve congratulates himself on the flawless execution of a brilliant plan.
Steve decides to stealth-date Danny. What could possibly go wrong?
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30 Aug 2026
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"When I wake up, remind me to give you a kiss."
Part character study, part authorial self-indulgence, part smut, part what-if, the first story picks up partway through s10e16 'Where There's a Will There's a War', and the sequel follows Hawkeye and BJ through their R&R together in Tokyo.
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30 Aug 2026
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Steve's attempts at wooing.
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28 Aug 2026
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In which Danny pitches (and then accidentally catches) woo.
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28 Aug 2026
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Chin and Kono stare at them bemusedly, as they always do, and then Chin says, “Wow, man, you really are his work-wife.”
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27 Aug 2026
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“You don’t want a soulmate,” Steve says, like it’s a fact of life: the sky is blue, his Glock holds twenty-two rounds, and Danny Williams does not want a soulmate.
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27 Aug 2026
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Steve McGarrett has a soulmark from the moment he’s born. He has a mark that his dad covers up when he’s a baby, an ugly black thing in the shape of knuckles splayed across his cheekbone.
Danny Williams gets his mark a few months after he’s born. There’s a black smear across the back of his hand and down two fingers and Danny dreams of the day his soulmate will touch him for the first time and set the mark alight with color.Steve McGarrett grows up hating his soulmark, Danny Williams dreams of the day he'll meet his soulmate. Somehow, against all odds, they find each other.
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25 Aug 2026
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If you just give me one night (You're gonna see me in a new light) by SquaresAreNotCircles
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
24 Jan 2019
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Steve breathes in and then out deeply. “I had a date. We went out for dinner.”
That does very little for Danny except let his confusion grow to humongous proportions. “That’s great?” he asks more than says. Not that it would be completely unprecedented for Steve to talk to him about dating, but the way he’s going about it suggests that there’s a little more to it.
“Yeah,” Steve says. “Um. He was okay, I guess.”
In which Steve interrupts Danny’s lovely, quiet evening at home to share something he discovered during a date.
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25 Aug 2026
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How can Steve cope when Danny leaves town after they have one night together?
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25 Aug 2026
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“And you’re gonna do that, where? At the 133?” Buck avoids his gaze. “Or you’re just transferring to a random station where nobody knows you and you can pretend you’re fine?”
“I’m going to the 217,” Buck finally says.
“You’re…” Eddie starts, then scrunches up his nose in confusion. “Why would you even want to–”
Oh no.
Oh hell no.
“Are you fucking serious right now?”
Buck doesn’t say anything, doesn’t even look at him.
“Buck.”
“What.”
Breathe, breathe, brea-
“No, no fucking what. You know exactly what.”
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23 Aug 2026
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23 Aug 2026
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au where everyone who cares about you leaves a physical colored mark on you the first time they touch you. but maxwell doesn't know that's what it means, plot ensues.
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21 Aug 2026
