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The mission is simple: find an outfit to wear to the Citadel party and ensure all supplies are obtained (avocados for Vega and enough ice to sustain the beer consumption of the entire Normandy crew for a night, among other things).
Why, exactly, is the first part so hard?
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Beating James in poker once turns into a rematch. And another. And another. And another.
[Or: Kaidan and James accidentally become friends, then stumble into something more.]
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One thing about Kaidan - he’s a nice guy, sure, but when he opens up, really opens up, he can be a downright pain in the ass. It’s a good thing because Joker’s equally, if not more of, a pain in the ass.
[The story of how Joker and Kaidan become friends, told in a few snapshots from pre-ME1 / ME1. Blasto is involved.]
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The plan is simple; get in, kill Dazai, get out.
He ends up with other plans.
(Chuuya, King of the Sheep, infiltrates a Port Mafia banquet dressed as a woman to lure Dazai into a double suicide.)
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“Why your desk, anyway?”
“I wanted to think of you every time I did work,” Dazai says dreamily.
“Oi, isn’t that bad for your productivity?”
(Desk sex. That's pretty much it.)
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Zaveid grins, lifting his face to the heavens. His lips part.
"No," Sorey says helplessly, but it's too late.
And then Zaveid's throat swells with sound, belting out the first opening bars of a song Sorey had officially banned this go around.
(In which Sorey finally persuades Mikleo to go caroling with the crew, it goes in unexpected directions, and "All I Want For Christmas" is, decidedly, not a Christmas carol.)
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"Can I have...six things of expresso?" Lance asks.
"Shots?" Keith offers, although he dearly hopes that's not what Lance is asking.
(In which Keith isn't sure how he ended up as a barista working shifts in the god-awful hours of the morning, and Lance is a regular who somehow manages to make it bearable.)