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    Connor, a postgrad taking a semester off from forensic science, liaises with his father’s police station, occasionally working cold cases. When he picks up a cold case conspiracy that indicates a plot to revert all Deviant androids back to their original state, he realises he’s onto something huge, but his bad habits and drinking have made his father annoyed enough to get the HK800 – Hank, one of the only reverted once-Deviants in the world – who serves as bodyguard, nanny and curfew enforcer. Connor, frustrated that he can’t properly work on the case and looking to get Hank off his back, decides what better way to do that, then to make him a Deviant again?

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    31 Jul 2026

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    Connor isn't supposed to do this. He has a mission to accomplish.

    But that's the thing with deviants - they have the capacity to selfishly want things for themselves.

    ABANDONED WORK.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    In which Spencer wakes up in Hotch’s body, and the first line is the obligatory ‘the first thing he notices is...'

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    26 Jul 2026

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    It wasn’t fair, really, that Spencer had barely felt sexual attraction to anyone when he became of age, and that the second he set foot inside the BAU, his heart clenched with one look at Hotch. He wasn’t going to let it affect his new position, his goals that he had worked so hard for. But Hotch’s head leaned back against the seat and Spencer got a good look at his bosses neck, and--

    Spencer wished he could fall asleep on airplanes.

     

    Or - 5 times Spencer fell asleep on the jet thanks to Hotch and 1 time Hotch fell asleep with him.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Spencer Reid develops symptoms that look a lot like dying. At least to him. But when he discovers that his ailment might be linked to his boss, he sorta wishes he was dying instead.

    OR, how Reid has never been in love before and mistakes it for something fatal.

    This is a work of fanfiction and as such I do not claim any rights over the characters herein. It was created as a personal amusement. This story contain adult themes, show-typical violence, and sexual activity. It should not be read by those under the age of 18.

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    26 Jul 2026