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Connor, a postgrad taking a semester off from forensic science, liaises with his father’s police station, occasionally working cold cases. When he picks up a cold case conspiracy that indicates a plot to revert all Deviant androids back to their original state, he realises he’s onto something huge, but his bad habits and drinking have made his father annoyed enough to get the HK800 – Hank, one of the only reverted once-Deviants in the world – who serves as bodyguard, nanny and curfew enforcer. Connor, frustrated that he can’t properly work on the case and looking to get Hank off his back, decides what better way to do that, then to make him a Deviant again?
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31 Jul 2026
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Connor isn't supposed to do this. He has a mission to accomplish.
But that's the thing with deviants - they have the capacity to selfishly want things for themselves.
ABANDONED WORK.
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31 Jul 2026
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In which Spencer wakes up in Hotch’s body, and the first line is the obligatory ‘the first thing he notices is...'
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26 Jul 2026
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It wasn’t fair, really, that Spencer had barely felt sexual attraction to anyone when he became of age, and that the second he set foot inside the BAU, his heart clenched with one look at Hotch. He wasn’t going to let it affect his new position, his goals that he had worked so hard for. But Hotch’s head leaned back against the seat and Spencer got a good look at his bosses neck, and--
Spencer wished he could fall asleep on airplanes.
Or - 5 times Spencer fell asleep on the jet thanks to Hotch and 1 time Hotch fell asleep with him.
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26 Jul 2026
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Spencer Reid develops symptoms that look a lot like dying. At least to him. But when he discovers that his ailment might be linked to his boss, he sorta wishes he was dying instead.
OR, how Reid has never been in love before and mistakes it for something fatal.
This is a work of fanfiction and as such I do not claim any rights over the characters herein. It was created as a personal amusement. This story contain adult themes, show-typical violence, and sexual activity. It should not be read by those under the age of 18.
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26 Jul 2026
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Five Times He Ignored It and the One Time He Didn't by RebaK1tten
Fandoms: Criminal Minds
16 Aug 2014
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From a prompt on LJ's Comment Fic from blythechild
Five times Aaron ignores the flirting and one time he can't.
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23 Jul 2026
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Danny didn’t even realize that Steve was a sentinel when they first met. That probably said a lot right there about what kind of a guide Danny was.
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21 Jul 2026
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Love's a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit) by cyerus
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
30 Jul 2013
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The Kalakaua-Kelly clan are determined to matchmake Steve. Out of desperation, Steve makes up a boyfriend named Danny.
It doesn't quite go according to plan.
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21 Jul 2026
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Time Travel Slimeknight by gossiper
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
15 May 2026
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My fics featuring slimeknight with a little bit of time travel involved, featuring a (so far) usually teeny-bit (now officially definitely) obsessed Avery. proud CEO of obsessive avery... dont forget me guys...
Longfic coming soon.... maybe.........
[not all oneshots will be connected, if they are i will say so x]
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19 Jul 2026
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What The King Wanted Is Ours by Faeynix
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
14 Apr 2026
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Derek slumps in his chair. After so long, he closes his eyes. A smile reaches his lips. Tears well and pour. His pulse stops in a rhythm. His life is slipping, and the universe floods his eyes. The stars, the earth, all of history, all that will ever be, aliens and starships, occultism and symbols, every language across the known realm; It's too fast to comprehend, but the beauty brings him to breathlessness. The king's screams echo through the chaos.
Somewhere, out there, right there, right here, Avery cries. Derek knows he's mourning. The hope, the hopelessness, the love, the betrayal, the grief, he willingly feels it all. He looks through the house. Avery's mother is watching the ball drop, His sister and brother bicker over alcohol. Fireworks thunder outside. Derek revels in the celebrations. He won't get another. Avery's sobs are drowned out by the noise below. He extends his oblivion-touched hands, but cannot reach him.
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14 Jul 2026
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Returning to a world that exists by QuercusSylvatica
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Mar 2026
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Avery may not be able to solve puzzles created by an omniscient entity, but he is endlessly stubborn and unwilling to accept that his friend is gone, just like that.
So, with the power of internet stalking, he finds d3rlord3 - Derek - and brings him home.Bookmarked by monocrastinator
14 Jul 2026
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Within reach by Lfreakshow
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
06 Apr 2026
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At the crossroads, Avery turns left.
The golden doors loom over his character, tall and identical, their surfaces catching the light in a way that feels just a little too deliberate. Even from behind the screen, a chill prickles along Avery’s arms.
Still, he swallows it down. Keeps going. It’s fine. It’s just a game.
He approaches the doors, takes one final breath, and then—
“A block of gold?”
Well, what had he expected, anyway?
Something grander?
Something scarier?
Something less boring?
“Well… that’s that, I guess.” Avery mutters, wrist twitching as he moves to turn his character around and head back, when—for better or worse—something interesting does happen.
His head suddenly feels… heavy. Too heavy. His vision starts to blur, the screen warps.
The room tilts—
And the last thing he registers is the dull thud of his head hitting the keyboard.
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- Part 1 of Un-dooming a yaoi that now DOES exist.
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14 Jul 2026
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rotten right to the core by goldstrvck (n_owsy)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
14 Nov 2024
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Here is the thing about Evbo: he has been a freak of nature long before he became God. He is clinically insane, distressingly simple-minded, and single-minded to a freakish degree, but he must not know: he is the closest thing Seawatt has ever had to a home in this pathetic life.
Or: Seawatt and Evbo—the past and the present, set after the second movie. Written in Seawatt's POV.
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- Part 2 of schrodinger's yaoi
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12 Jul 2026
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your love (deja vu) by goldstrvck (n_owsy)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
05 Oct 2024
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Evbo thinks about many things, but he never loses track of the important ones. Most of it is about Parkour: the rising jumps and falls of his journey to the top, his Parkour civilization; then running Parkour Civilization and not messing it up. The things in between: his Parkour money, his Parkour houses, his Parkour battles. His friends and his enemies.
And Seawatt, apparently, as a secret third thing.
Or: Five odd conversations with a stranger in a strange land, set within the second movie. Written in Evbo's POV.
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- Part 1 of schrodinger's yaoi
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12 Jul 2026
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Lost Beside You by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
08 Oct 2024
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In Parkour Civilization, even death was parkour. It was a level entirely its own, and one most never wanted to reach. An impossible level. An unmoving level.
Worse than prison. Worse than starvation. Worse than failure. Seawatt was stuck in place eternally. And in that way, he was the closest anyone could get to Evbo.
Godhood was lonely. Death was lonelier. They found company in each other, somehow, despite it all.
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As a god, Evbo is the only one who can interact with Seawatt's ghost. They both have their own problems to work through, but it's a little easier with some company.
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12 Jul 2026
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Evbo can't help but reel after jumping from the lowest level of society to its apex in so little time. Seawatt happens to be around.
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- Part 1 of Seavbo Snapshots
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12 Jul 2026
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[_]__↺__[_] by Izanessa
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Oct 2024
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you the main attraction (lights, camera, action!) by rienie
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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When the movie 'Searching For a World That Doesn't Exist' was announced, it took the Internet by storm. A new release by the elusive director Wifies — even with no plot or confirmed casting, the mention of his name alone was enough to create a buzz.
Well, not like it had anything to do with Avery. As a semi-rookie actor, it wasn't like he would ever get the chance to work with a director as famous as him in his lifetime.
So.. this email HAS to be a scam right?
And just why was his celebrity crush watching his audition???
Or: The actor AU we all needed.
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12 Jul 2026
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Sword Of A Lie by bowekatan
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
15 Apr 2026
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Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:
On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.
The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”
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12 Jul 2026
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Relativity by box_of_fidgit_spinners
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
03 Apr 2026
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The thing about time is that it's relative. If something happens in one moment it also happens in every moment throughout all of its existence.
That is to say that when a fraction of a fraction of the King slips into Avery's mind on New Year's Eve, Avery also wakes up a year prior with omnipotence, a world's worth of grief, and his best friend's real-life address burning in his head.
Along the way he picks up a baseball bat. It's a necessary provision for smashing Derek's laptop into a thousand pieces before he can so much as launch Minecraft.
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Time Travel (sorta?) Fix-It
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11 Jul 2026