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Calum Hood has spent his whole life trying not to be a burden.
Ashton Irwin has spent his pretending he doesn't need anyone.
Turns out they're both wrong.
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- Part 2 of growing sideways - muke/cashton au
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Michael was in the middle of answering a question from chat when Calum's latest attempt at being a nuisance finally succeeded. The hand that had been tracing lazy patterns along his leg all stream wandered a little higher. Just enough to catch Michael off guard.
His breath hitched for a fraction of a second. Tiny. Barely noticeable. Unfortunately, his viewers noticed everything.
The chat exploded instantly.
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- Part 2 of desk pet calum
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Calum stared up at the underside of the desk. This was his life now. Forgotten beneath office furniture. Left to wither away. Tragic. Absolutely tragic.
Another sigh escaped him. Longer this time. Michael finally glanced down. Their eyes met. Hope sparked. Michael smiled softly. Then reached down without looking and rubbed Calum's head.
The touch lasted maybe three seconds. Then he returned to work. Hope died instantly.
Calum groaned and dropped his face back into the blankets. Unbelievable.or
calum is a needy little desk pet who pushes michael too farSeries
- Part 1 of desk pet calum
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a different kind of breakfast - malum by mukemaxxing
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
15 Aug 2026
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“My apologies,” Calum says and leans forward, touching a hand to Michael’s face instead. “As a token of apology, would you accept a different kind of breakfast?”
“Hmm? Different how?” Michael says, busy nuzzling Calum’s hand. So he doesn’t see Calum’s other hand slip over his pale belly, and deftly grab his half-hard morning dick.
Not until Calum’s hand is firmly wrapped around it.
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“Go put your collar on, baby.” Calum cuts in gently, walking over to Michael. He hovers over him and caresses his face so sweetly. Michael just kind of freezes and stares up at him, heart beating fast. “Go on, go get it; I've got you.”
Michael’s breath stutters, his whole chest gets tight and hot, relief winding through it like a deep stretch. He nods, a little dazed already as Calum's hand pulls back.
“O-okay,” Michael whispers
or; michael is so worked up and desperate and whiny because of calum and his hands
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Michael and Calum grow up side by side, sharing scraped knees, inside jokes, and every important moment in between. Falling asleep on each other's shoulders is normal and holding hands on bad nights doesn't mean anything. Missing each other when they're apart is just what best friends do, or it’s what they keep telling themselves.
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16 Sep 2026
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“Hey, Mikey?”
“Yeah, babe?”
“I’m glad you’re the only one who can make me come in my pants.”
Bookmarked by mukemaxxing
27 Aug 2026
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i’ll do anything you say if you say it with your hands by merlypops
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
01 Sep 2015
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‘Luke wished Ashton would just piss off. He wished Ashton was kissing him properly, with his tongue hot and his fingers soft in Luke’s hair. Luke wished Ashton was the same age as him, was in the football club too, was a fucking girl, instead of a guy with a cock and stubble and everything else that made Luke shudder with lust and terror.
He wished he’d never met Ashton all those months ago. (Luke wished Ashton would never leave.)'Luke never thought coming out was worth the risk until he met Ashton.
Based on "Treacherous" by Taylor Swift.
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- Part 15 of 5SOS Song Oneshots
Bookmarked by mukemaxxing
21 Aug 2026
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never been kissed before (i want your video) by vsslinawntrcoat
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
15 Aug 2026
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"Michael's never been kissed before." Luke deadpans.
"Huh?"
"Michael hasn't had his first kiss yet," he repeats.
Calum seems to be catching on now. He thinks about it, head tilting into his pillow, "Like Tess said, it's a shame."
Luke miffs at the mention, "Hmm." He shakes his head, pushing away the heated feeling.
He looks at his boyfriend, watching as Calum's eyes light up; just as the thought pops up in his own head.
"He would look pretty…" Luke says, a picture colouring itself in his mind.
Calum laughs at the way Luke trails off. Luke feels his lips tweak into a smirk, "Don't y'think so?"
"'Course, babe," Calum's hand reaches for Luke's face, "think he'd look so pretty," he draws him closer, "we could kiss him so good."
or, michael has never had his first kiss, and luke and calum can't let the fact go.
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16 Aug 2026
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for you are not beside but within me by elysianhood for kittenmichael
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
17 Apr 2016
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Calum pulled Luke up with his blonde locks by his right hand and wrapped his left tightly around his throat, restricting his airway, and leaned in close to the teary blue eyes, hissing threateningly, ‘You never – ever – speak to me like that ever again, you filthy slut. Ever. You don’t fucking tell me what to do. You’re just a fucktoy, remember? A dirty, fucking whore. That’s all you’ll ever be.’
or; Luke was a bad boy and Calum isn't happy.
// title from 'Loving Someone' by The 1975
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Bookmarked by mukemaxxing
07 Aug 2026