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Calum Hood has spent his whole life trying not to be a burden.
Ashton Irwin has spent his pretending he doesn't need anyone.
Turns out they're both wrong.
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- Part 2 of growing sideways - muke/cashton au
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Michael was in the middle of answering a question from chat when Calum's latest attempt at being a nuisance finally succeeded. The hand that had been tracing lazy patterns along his leg all stream wandered a little higher. Just enough to catch Michael off guard.
His breath hitched for a fraction of a second. Tiny. Barely noticeable. Unfortunately, his viewers noticed everything.
The chat exploded instantly.
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- Part 2 of desk pet calum
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Calum stared up at the underside of the desk. This was his life now. Forgotten beneath office furniture. Left to wither away. Tragic. Absolutely tragic.
Another sigh escaped him. Longer this time. Michael finally glanced down. Their eyes met. Hope sparked. Michael smiled softly. Then reached down without looking and rubbed Calum's head.
The touch lasted maybe three seconds. Then he returned to work. Hope died instantly.
Calum groaned and dropped his face back into the blankets. Unbelievable.or
calum is a needy little desk pet who pushes michael too farSeries
- Part 1 of desk pet calum
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a different kind of breakfast - malum by mukemaxxing
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
15 Aug 2026
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“My apologies,” Calum says and leans forward, touching a hand to Michael’s face instead. “As a token of apology, would you accept a different kind of breakfast?”
“Hmm? Different how?” Michael says, busy nuzzling Calum’s hand. So he doesn’t see Calum’s other hand slip over his pale belly, and deftly grab his half-hard morning dick.
Not until Calum’s hand is firmly wrapped around it.
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“Go put your collar on, baby.” Calum cuts in gently, walking over to Michael. He hovers over him and caresses his face so sweetly. Michael just kind of freezes and stares up at him, heart beating fast. “Go on, go get it; I've got you.”
Michael’s breath stutters, his whole chest gets tight and hot, relief winding through it like a deep stretch. He nods, a little dazed already as Calum's hand pulls back.
“O-okay,” Michael whispers
or; michael is so worked up and desperate and whiny because of calum and his hands
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Without seeming to realise he'd done it, Calum picked up one of the folded sheets of paper. He unfolded it. Looked down at it. Rested it absentmindedly across his lap. And...Just...Stared at it. Not reading it. Not turning the page. Simply gazing at it with the same distant expression he'd been wearing for the last twenty minutes.
or the one where calum teases michael on stage at lollapalooza so michael makes him insanely dazed for their interview after
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Michael whined a protest, “What- why did you take a photo of me?”
But Luke just smirked and showed Michael the screen. He’d sent it to Ashton with the caption,
Fucked the bad out of this kitten ;)
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- Part 2 of kitten michael
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"Calum," Luke starts, his voice so low, so husky that Calum's whole body shivers at the sound, "Cal take it easy."
And Calum shakes his head, feeling the way Luke's fingers twist into his hair, "Wanna get you down my throat puppy"
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“Good kitties don’t touch themselves without permission, do they?”
“No, Master,”
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- Part 1 of kitten michael
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"Such a good boy," Michael praised, his free hand wiping away Calum's tears. "I'm so proud of you, my dumb pup."
This was what Calum had been craving all day. This feeling of being completely used, completely owned, completely cared for in the most twisted way possible.
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"See you in class, puppyboy"
The weight of Michael's attention and words consumes Luke. He doesn't want it to but he can't stop it, he ignores and ignores but beneath it all that same word, lingering, unspoken but impossible to ignore. puppy.
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- Part 1 of growing sideways - muke/cashton au
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anger might be good sometimes - lashton by mukemaxxing
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
02 Jul 2026
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Ashton tosses a bottle of water onto the makeup counter.
The bottle tips over. Water spills everywhere.
"Great," Ashton mutters. "Perfect."
Something in Luke snaps. "Oh, because your night was so much worse than everyone else's?"
Ashton's head whips around. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Luke laughs. It's not a happy sound. "You know exactly what it means."...
“You still hate me?”
“Yes.” Luke snaps, only to have the vibrations stop abruptly again.
“Wrong answer.” Ashton says, dragging his free hand along Luke’s tummy. “You really don’t want to get off do you? I can stop, leave you heard struggling to cum on your own.”
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the one where calum is a brat on stage
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you know the cowboy hat rule? - cashton by mukemaxxing
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
10 Jun 2026
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Ashton's gaze dropped briefly to his cowboy hat sitting comfortably atop Calum's curls. Then returned to his face. Still smirking. "You know," Ashton drawled, "there's a rule about wearing someon's cowboy's hat."
Calum raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah?"
Ashton leaned closer. Close enough that Calum caught traces of cedar and whiskey. "Means you ride the cowboy."
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calum can't stop staring at oiled up beefy ashton
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just fluffy muke
requested by bellamy (@alattewrong) <3
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the one where michael is down bad for calum. shameless smut tbh i havent wrote like this in years sorry if its bad LOL
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Iris built her career on staying invisible. As a backstage photographer hired to cover a major festival tour, blending into the background is part of the job,capture the moments, avoid becoming one of them. Which would be easy if she weren’t photographing the band she’s loved since she was fifteen. Especially Ashton Irwin. Iris is determined to act professional around him, but the plan falls apart within seconds of their first meeting when she accidentally blurts out an obscure piece of fan lore only a die-hard fan would know.
Calling her out when she stares. Standing too close during shoots. Throwing her off balance, “Thought you’d know I look better from this angle, sweetheart.”
But beneath the playful torment and unbearable tension, something unexpected begins to form. Because Iris doesn’t treat Ashton like a celebrity. She treats him like a person. And Ashton—used to cameras, crowds, and people wanting pieces of him—finds himself constantly seeking out the one girl trying desperately not to want anything at all.
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As the two versions of Luke confront pain, loneliness, and survival together, the night becomes a bittersweet reminder that healing is slow — but possible.
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the one with the voicemail