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Nevertheless Star Wars by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
29 Aug 2026
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had a dream that tumblr got shut down so now I'm working on archiving all my miscellaneous star wars au drabbles from tumblr... mostly prequels era but enough time travel to muddy the fandom eras. Almost exclusively crack treated seriously. Featuring baby showers, hannah montana-esque identity porn, discworld crossover events, daddy issues, body swaps, time travel, amnesia, more daddy issues, extra secret siths, time loops, and time distortion exacerbated daddy issues.
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THE DEMON OF YUNMENG by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2025
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With the Sunshot campaign over and the final remnants of war settled, this should be a time of peace and unity. But the Jianghu is never short of men who would go to any length for power.
The only way for Lan Zhan to save the love of his life, the only way for justice to have a chance, is to stand at Wei Ying’s side, face the world’s most prominent cultivators and inform all gathered that they (Lan Zhan and Wei Ying)… have been fucking constantly. Truly constantly, literally at every possible occasion, and at several unlikely ones. For years.
And that Lan Wangji tops.
And then maintain that fiction, by any means necessary, for the rest of their lives.
This is in fact a real thing that is happening and not an extended guilty fantasy of Lan Zhan’s.
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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Who You Are Behind Closed Doors by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
25 Nov 2024
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"No. Absolutely not. You are not asking me about something to do with your sex lives."
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Same Name as a Windrunner by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
25 Oct 2024
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“—Captain Stormblessed … Tarah… you mean The CAPTAIN STORMBLESSED?”
"Oh Stormfather," Mim whimpered. "Tarah. Tarah. Tarah, he is staring right at you."
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Leftover Light by atimefeeler
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
07 Sep 2026
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“Don’t let the blood get into your ship, okay?”
That made Grace pause. “What?!”
“If I die, you have to get my body out of here,” the man pleaded, but Grace had to go. His oxygen was out. The guy would be dead in six minutes. “You have to get me out, even if I’m dead. Hey!”
“Just hold on!” Grace propelled himself through zero gravity, away from the radio.
“Don’t leave me here-!” The roar echoed through the ship halls.
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When Ryland Grace complained about being a little bored, maybe a little lonely, he thought a nostalgic trip around Erid would fix him right up. The last thing he expected was to find deadly space bacteria in deep space and a human. Alive.
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13 Sep 2026
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At Least He's Not Growing In Me by Crazy_Castle_Girl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
13 Sep 2026
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Trapped in a dying body, Rocky is delighted to realize the alien ship that just showed up has a spare body aboard. Unfortunately, after transferring their consciousness over to the spare, they learn three things.
First, this “spare body” is the only body on the ship, occupied or otherwise.
Second, therefore, somehow, the body itself is sapient.
Third, therefore, Rocky is faced with an impossible dilemma. Keep a sapient being trapped in its own body, or vacate the body, thereby killing themself and dooming all of Erid.
There really is only one choice.
Grace is being possessed by an alien. Sometimes “generously” allowed to do what he wants, but never allowed to run, he struggles to learn the language of his possessor so he can beg it for release. In the meantime, he’s an emotional mess.
And if he’s never been possessed before, then why is this feeling of helplessness so familiar?
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09 Sep 2026
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Everything Looks Smaller From Up Here by Bookkeeper1
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
15 Sep 2026
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Grace and Rocky had solved the Astrophage problem, and were less than six months away from reaching Erid. That was the good news.
The bad news? They just passed through some sort of wormhole that came out of nowhere, and now Grace is physically and mentally much younger than he was before.
To an Eridian, a difference of thirty years is nothing. To a human? It’s the difference between being a doctor and being a second grader.
Good thing Rocky, the number-one human expert, is here. Hopefully whatever that wormhole did wears off eventually, but if not? Well, he and Adrian did always want to start a family someday…
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28 Aug 2026
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Fake It to Break It! by XxCherryChipxX
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2026
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“I’m not ending our engagement.”
“Hah?”
“We are in love with each other.”
“Lan Wangji, what do you—?”
“No. You call me by my birth name—Lan Zhan.”
Wei Wuxian is tired of his loveless engagement to the esteemed Lan Wangji. Faking amnesia is the perfect plot to end their engagement amicably. But for some reason, Lan Wangji is acting… like a loving fiancé?
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A MDZS retelling of the manga “Fake It to Break It! I Faked Amnesia to Break off My Engagement and Now He's All Lovey-Dovey?!”
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19 Aug 2026
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When Wei Wuxian brings a critically ill A-Yuan to Gusu for treatment, he offers a very enticing bargain: submitting himself freely to cleansing and punishment by the Lan. Then he adds something else that the Lan cannot possibly turn down: take in all of the Wen remnants as well, and he will destroy the Stygian Tiger Seal first.
Lan Qiren isn't about to let an opportunity to rid the world of that thing pass by. He just wishes he had a better idea of the complications doing so will bring.
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18 Aug 2026

