no_thoughts_only_potatoes
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that's the way it is by no_thoughts_only_potatoes
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
05 Mar 2025
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The air is thick with the stench of imminent consequence.
But he has known this since Blackwater.
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Shadows of Baskerville Manor by no_thoughts_only_potatoes
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
29 Jul 2024
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A sudden noise from above the ditch startles me.
“What was that?” Henry asks, his voice trembling. I don’t respond. I reached towards my pocket slowly and felt the outline of my pistol. The noise got louder, a deep growl that seemed to emanate from all around. A huge gust of wind blew forth from above, leaves twirling in the chaos. The thick trees blocked out most of the sunlight, leaving us in a constantly shifting eerie darkness.
Then I saw it.
The hound.
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Or,Sherlock sends John to investigate a creature that has been terrorizing a manor in devonshire.
This is my first fic. I wrote it for a literature assignment, and im quite happy about how it turned out.Please give me feedback, id love to improve my writing!
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Your Mama Don't Like Me (And She Likes Everyone) by aimee_s
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Aug 2026
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Ilya wishes he knew what he's doing wrong, for everyone in his life to decide Shane is someone to be worried for just because he is dating Ilya. It's even worse that the decision never seems to take more than ten minutes of knowing him.
Is it just written on his forehead? Careful, this man ruins everything he touches, keep away from precious people.
Or; Ilya heavily misunderstands who Shane's loved ones are worried for in their relationship.
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“You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.
“I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”
He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.
When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.
(the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)
(or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)
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He stared at the screen. His body was thrumming, vibrating with a desperate, pent-up energy that made his skin feel too tight. It had been two days. Two days of Ilya saying start. Two days of Ilya saying stop. Two days of being edged until his brain felt like it was melting out of his ears. The ache in his balls was a dull, constant throb, a pressure that bordered on agony.
But it felt so good.
Two men, one secret, a decade of choosing each other in every wrong way possible.
Shane Hollander is careful, controlled, and very good at performing both. Ilya Rozanov is the one person who has ever seen through it, and the one person Shane has never been able to perform for.
What started in Vegas in 2011 has followed them through six years of rivalry, obsession, and something else neither of them has been willing to name. When Shane falls apart, will Ilya be able to put the pieces back together again? Whether what he builds from the pieces is something Shane can survive is another question entirely...
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Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Aug 2026
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Shane knew that his body could take more than what any of Rozanov’s roster girls would tolerate. More force. More pain. More cock. Right before the All Star, Boston had beaten Montreal 4-1. It would only be fair for Rozanov to enjoy his spoils.
“You get two cocks tonight,” said Rozanov. “One for each pussy I turned down for you.”
January 2016. Ilya is out clubbing instead of doing what he’s supposed to—fucking Shane through the mattress. Shane is completely sane about it.
So sane, in fact, he gets double penetrated about it.
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To Ilya’s horror, Shane’s big doe eyes are glassy when he drops his hands back to his lap. Ilya’s heart drops to his stomach.
“No, no moya lyubov, no sorries.” Ilya straightens up and rushes to stand by Shane’s side. He cannot stand the sight of a teary-eyed Shane Hollander. Ilya cradles Shane’s face in his hands delicately, thumbs brushing over freckles that have darkened beautifully over the course of the past week spent in the sun. “Ya tebya lyublyu, Shane. I love you, yes? It is never chore to take care of you. You are feeling overwhelmed; I want to help. Is my duty as boyfriend, sweetheart.”
Or: Shane is still riddled with anxiety after coming clean to his parents. Luckily for him, Ilya is dedicated to the art of unraveling Shane Hollander.