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Your Mama Don't Like Me (And She Likes Everyone) by aimee_s
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Aug 2026
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Ilya wishes he knew what he's doing wrong, for everyone in his life to decide Shane is someone to be worried for just because he is dating Ilya. It's even worse that the decision never seems to take more than ten minutes of knowing him.
Is it just written on his forehead? Careful, this man ruins everything he touches, keep away from precious people.
Or; Ilya heavily misunderstands who Shane's loved ones are worried for in their relationship.
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“You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.
“I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”
He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.
When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.
(the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)
(or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)
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He stared at the screen. His body was thrumming, vibrating with a desperate, pent-up energy that made his skin feel too tight. It had been two days. Two days of Ilya saying start. Two days of Ilya saying stop. Two days of being edged until his brain felt like it was melting out of his ears. The ache in his balls was a dull, constant throb, a pressure that bordered on agony.
But it felt so good.
Two men, one secret, a decade of choosing each other in every wrong way possible.
Shane Hollander is careful, controlled, and very good at performing both. Ilya Rozanov is the one person who has ever seen through it, and the one person Shane has never been able to perform for.
What started in Vegas in 2011 has followed them through six years of rivalry, obsession, and something else neither of them has been willing to name. When Shane falls apart, will Ilya be able to put the pieces back together again? Whether what he builds from the pieces is something Shane can survive is another question entirely...
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- Part 1 of evil ilya
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choreography by makemegentle
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Aug 2026
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Shane knew that his body could take more than what any of Rozanov’s roster girls would tolerate. More force. More pain. More cock. Right before the All Star, Boston had beaten Montreal 4-1. It would only be fair for Rozanov to enjoy his spoils.
“You get two cocks tonight,” said Rozanov. “One for each pussy I turned down for you.”
January 2016. Ilya is out clubbing instead of doing what he’s supposed to—fucking Shane through the mattress. Shane is completely sane about it.
So sane, in fact, he gets double penetrated about it.
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To Ilya’s horror, Shane’s big doe eyes are glassy when he drops his hands back to his lap. Ilya’s heart drops to his stomach.
“No, no moya lyubov, no sorries.” Ilya straightens up and rushes to stand by Shane’s side. He cannot stand the sight of a teary-eyed Shane Hollander. Ilya cradles Shane’s face in his hands delicately, thumbs brushing over freckles that have darkened beautifully over the course of the past week spent in the sun. “Ya tebya lyublyu, Shane. I love you, yes? It is never chore to take care of you. You are feeling overwhelmed; I want to help. Is my duty as boyfriend, sweetheart.”
Or: Shane is still riddled with anxiety after coming clean to his parents. Luckily for him, Ilya is dedicated to the art of unraveling Shane Hollander.
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tell me now (if not, hold it). by Prettything_uglylie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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After flirtation from Cliff Marleau and his own lingering feelings for Shane Hollander, Hayden Pike is offered hands-on sex education from his best friend and his husband.
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27 Aug 2026
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Jesus h Christ oh wow if William Shakespeare himself was still alive he would orchestrate your murder to keep the competition somewhat fair your writing is incredible
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do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you by orangemoons
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Aug 2026
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2022
Ilya Rozanov dies on a Tuesday. Shane spends five years mourning him.2027
Ilya Rozanov returns on a Tuesday (he thinks). Shane is on his way - just hold on a little longer.In the wake of the Blip, half of Earth's population dies. One of them is Ilya Rozanov. Shane Hollander grieves him for five years. When Ilya returns, he's pretty sure Shane has moved on. Shane is just trying to get back to his husband, and if he has to rent a dodgy motorbike to do it, he will. Nothing's going to keep him from Ilya.
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- Part 1 of hollanov x the blip (avengers)
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Bookmarked by no_thoughts_only_potatoes
27 Aug 2026
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Oh my god I cried we cried it made me crode
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let me treat (eat) you right by kinskak
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Aug 2026
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Shane Hollander loves his boyfriend, he does. But he might also have a slight crush on his straight roommate Ilya. When he "accidentally" sends Ilya a picture of him wearing his boyfriend's (now ex-boyfriend, the cheating bastard) favorite pair of panties on him, he isn't expecting the response he gets. Will taking a chance on chemistry work in Shane's favor?
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26 Aug 2026
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this is how you play the game by lizee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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“What was that noise?” Shane asks.
“Oh!” Harris says, holding up his hand and showing off the plastic device from earlier—it’s a black oval shape with a bright yellow, raised circular button in the center. “This is a clicker. It’s used for training for dogs. When Sadie does something good, you click and then give her a treat or praise. It’s to indicate she did something good! Positive reinforcement and all that jazz.”
“And if the dog is bad, then what?” Shane asks before he can stop himself. Ilya shoots him a curious look, one that asks why do you care? And it’s a fair question–it’s not like they’re planning to discipline Anya in any way. But Shane honestly doesn’t know why he’s so intrigued; he just is.
or, the clicker training fic.
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- Part 1 of Mean Dom Ilya Week 2026
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"Grief is… is kind of like sadness," he says tentatively. "But it is different."
They look up at him, and he suddenly hates himself for no particular reason, and he hates his father, and he hates his brother, and he hates his mother, and he hates his mother's God.
// ilya and grief.
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Ilya didn’t realise he had been holding his breath as the camera held in position for a while, until there was a slow zoom in, closing onto a tiny face that had not developed freckles yet.
“Hello, Shanebug.”
The voice of a younger David echoed in the living room, sucker-punching Ilya across the jaw and kneeing him in the guts.
He barely had time to cover his gasp, clamping a hand over his mouth in an attempt to swallow back the sob that threatened to escape.“Ilya… are you crying?” Shane asked next to him.
Thankfully, the video was paused, which was the perfect occasion for Ilya to burst into tears.Or, Ilya gets some insight on how Shane Hollander came to be.
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Instantly, Shane sat up, pulling his phone away from his ear and switching to his messaging app. He opened his texts with Noah, hoping against hope, and—fuck.
“No, no no no—”
Just like he said, a picture of a vanilla protein shake stared him right in the face. Shane’s heart nearly dropped to his stomach and he swallowed hard. Shane’s only saving grace was that it was still marked as delivered, but that was once again short lived when it switched to read before a typing bubble appeared, then disappeared. Then Ilya’s text came in, and oh, he was fucked.
Whoops. Shane’s eyes were glued to his recent message, and there it was, the picture that was intended for his boyfriend.
Shane accidentally sends a pic of himself in lace panties to Ilya, instead of his douchebag of a boyfriend. And, well.. Ilya and Shane fuck about it.
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Bookmarked by no_thoughts_only_potatoes
16 Aug 2026
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Yes Shane leave that awful man wahoo
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The Playoffs Jacket by Visaerra
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jun 2026
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Jackie gets Ilya a Montreal WAGs playoffs jacket. Shane has feelings about it.
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I must confess (that my loneliness is killing me) by photographer_of_thoughts
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Jul 2026
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“It really fucking hurt to just be ignored for six months.”
Ilya looks at him again, nodding as he runs his finger along Shane’s bare collarbone. He shifts so that he’s lying beside Shane more than hovering on top of him, but keeps touching him and doesn’t go far.
“You can call me sensitive or whatever, but I don’t think I can do this if you’re just going to ignore me for another six months or however long after we say goodbye tonight.” Shane continues, trying to subtly wipe his wet eyes but of course Ilya notices.
“Hollander-” He reaches up to wipe the tears away, but Shane lightly pushes his hand away and shakes his head.
“I guess I’m not cut out for casual.” He whispers. “Because this has never really felt like nothing to me, and I can’t pretend that it is. You aren’t nothing to me.”
or, the boys talk in Vegas because they can't fight their feelings anymore.
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13 Aug 2026
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Proper communication hallelujah
*alan from smiling friends voice* thank GOD fInAlLy -
holy matrimony by lowkey_existential_despair
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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There’s a sign in front of Shane. It says Welcome to Scott Hunter and Kip Grady’s Happily Ever After in a cursive font that makes Shane think of Etsy. Shane’s stomach churns. He briefly squeezes his empty ring finger. He feels, all at once, like he might cry. Instead, he swallows, and breathes, and pastes a smile on his face, and marches his ass down to Scott and Kip’s fucking wedding of the century.
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- Part 1 of two weddings and a scandal
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13 Aug 2026
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This made me cry THE YEARNING. THE LONGING. THE HEARTACHE. OH MY LORD
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russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.
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Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.*SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*
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Ilya Rozanov was starting over. His mother was long dead, his father had finally passed, and his brother didn’t want him around anymore. Moscow was nothing but dead bodies and fading memories and scars that just wouldn’t heal.
Enter Shane Hollander.
*Laceration, from Ilya’s POVSeries
- Part 2 of Laceration
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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And fingers in a mouth does not a pervert make. Everyone likes things in their mouth. Hoodie strings, the satisfying roll of the thick aglet left and right and left and right across the ridge of his bottom teeth, chewing his mouth guard, biting his water bottle nozzle. So what if two fingers find their way into his mouth while he touches himself?
Set during the episode 4 fuck montage, Shane grapples with feeling shame about some of his sexual desires (he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe sub space, pain kink or oral fixation, which he might as well have invented (to him)) and Ilya is able to make him feel better about it.
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- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Episode Inspired
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plane to paris by notlikeiloveyou
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Jul 2026
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“What the fuck, Ilya? What is that supposed to mean?” Shane said, his own voice cracking around the words.
Ilya laughed quietly, pinching the bridge of his nose as he sniffled, looking back at Shane.
“You stood in front of everyone tonight and talked about choosing someone every day. You talked about Hayden, you talked about Jackie, you talked about how obvious they are. How they don’t have to pretend.”
Shane didn’t answer. His heart hammered in his chest with each word that left Ilya’s mouth as he watched while his face went pale.
“You know what I was doing while you were giving that speech?” Ilya asked.
The room stayed silent.
“I was wondering if anyone else in that room would've believed you were talking about us.”
OR: Shane and Ilya go to Paris to celebrate Hayden and Jackie’s vow renewals. When Ilya hears Shane give his speech, he starts to focus on the fact that they can’t have this. He can’t express his love for Shane in front of everyone the way everyone else can. Now Ilya has no idea what he’s supposed to do with this, and Shane’s starting to notice.
Bookmarked by no_thoughts_only_potatoes
02 Aug 2026
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I love it I love it the tropes and the angst AAAAA