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Marriages of Erebor by Agent_Snark
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Mar 2021
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22 Jun 2021
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“Look,” Thorin said to Dwalin, after the halfling had miraculously survived a hundred foot fall and caught up with them after escaping a mountain full of ravenous goblins, the entire company had been cornered on a cliff by wargs and set fire to the trees they were on, Thorin himself had managed to avoid getting decapitated, and the whole lot of them had gotten an unexpected ride by oliphant-sized talking eagles. The halfling was still bubbling happily nearby, his stupidly beautiful eyes wide open and fawn-like. “Look,” Thorin said again, a little more firmly. “There’s something not right about all this.”
“Mahal, not this again,” said Dwalin.
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- English
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- 6,768
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 14
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- 176
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07 Apr 2021
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03 Apr 2021
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"I want to go home," Myrtle wailed loudly the moment Bilbo picked his way up the gravel slope to the Ereborean dragon pens.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,864
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 5
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- 598
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- 2,642
- Bookmarks:
- 874
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- 66,176
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31 Mar 2021
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Sanbaruf by shinigami714
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Feb 2013
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Thorin's company is separated in a snow storm atop the misty mountains. This is a slight AU where certain events don't happen and even a small catalyst, like a change in the weather can distort future realities.
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- English
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- 14,681
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- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 44
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- 1,188
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- 338
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25 Mar 2021
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A Hobbit in the Lonely Mountain by karategal
Fandom The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Mar 2016
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All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies and Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo one year later. He and Thorin eventually marry, Bilbo becomes Consort Under the Mountain, and the Kingdom of Erebor slowly returns to its former glory under their leadership. Meanwhile, they've also got three nephews to contend with and a Company of dwarves who can't seem to keep their noses out of everybody else's business. Political intrigue, royal headaches, cabbage patches, and hilarity ensues...
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23 Mar 2021
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The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by Bgtea
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Aug 2013
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In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Also, Dis brings the fear of God in other Dwarves and likes to meddle in her big brother's romantic life, and if she has to do this through scathingly written letters, then so be it.
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- Part 1 of The Inevitable Universe
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- English
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- 116,178
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- 12/12
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- 10
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27 Feb 2021
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Plan B by Drenagon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Aug 2019
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Plan B: an alternative strategy; a contingency plan, devised for an outcome other than the expected plan.
Or, sending an unqualified temp to act as Thorin Oakenshield's PA because no one qualified can put up with him.
(He'd say they can't meet his standards. Of course he would.)
Meet Bilbo Baggins. He just became Plan B.
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- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 2
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- 1,446
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21 Feb 2021
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John was looking forward to seeing his friends back at uni, but a new year brings new complications, not the least of which is a dorm room with only one bed, and a stroppy roommate with an utterly spectacular arse. God, John doesn't need the headache.
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- English
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- 14/14
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11 Oct 2018
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How to Sleep with Your Enemy in One Semester by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Jun 2018
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Visiting professors John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are longtime academic rivals — and now unwilling office mates — at a prestigious American university. When their tense arguments give way to an undercurrent of mutual attraction, their war of wits turns into something more personal — until it goes off course. A party, a phone number, and deserted office at night might just bring them back together.
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23 Aug 2018
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Sherlock Holmes, world's greatest detective and world's worst airline passenger, meets John Watson, airline captain and world's greatest everything.
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- 1,164
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- 1/1
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06 Aug 2018
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A Case of Identity – The Musical by shamelessmash for between_spaces, May_Shepard
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
08 Apr 2018
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A mysterious death on set causes chaos in Stamford productions latest movie. With the premiere date left unchanged, they must find a new lead actor and reshoot an entire movie in two months.
Sherlock Holmes goes undercover as a lead actor in a Musical: a juggling act to solve a murder while singing, dancing and charming his way through 1950s Hollywood.The last thing he expected was to fall in love with the screenwriter along the way,
Or as I like to call it: the case where Sherlock finally gets to dance.
Based off this prompt.
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- English
- Words:
- 83,147
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 445
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- 354
- Bookmarks:
- 116
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- 8,144
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06 Aug 2018
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No Fare by PrettyArbitrary for Luthe
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 Nov 2012
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John doesn't stop for Stamford. Instead, he takes Jefferson Hope's cab home.
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- 362
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17 Jul 2017
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I like to think of this not so much as a blog but as the first draft of my inevitably best-selling memoirs. My Life In an Unconventional Family. How unconventional? Well, I live with my divorced parents and my dad's husband. How's that for starters? Trust me, it gets weirder.
My name is Eugenia Watson, but you can call me Genie. I'm sixteen. This is my life.
Note: Work is marked complete for now and is on hiatus, having reached a convenient stopping point. Additional chapters may be added in the future.
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- English
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- 95,026
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- 29/?
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- 587
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28 Jun 2017
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This is what happens when you start counting up the number of times John's been kidnapped and think, wow. He must be an expert by now.
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- English
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- 2/2
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- 149
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- 1,632
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24 Jun 2017
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Mike knew what would happen if he introduced John Watson to Sherlock Holmes. He knew exactly what would happen, and he did it anyway.
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- English
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- 198
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- 3,466
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23 May 2017
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The Bone Fiddle by htebazytook, Vulgarweed
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Dec 2012
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Appalachian AU! In November 1973, Vietnam vet John Watson returns to his family's old home in Arthel County, West Virginia, deep in coal country. His low expectations include recuperation and boredom. Instead he finds a ruined landscape, a series of grisly murders, and one of the world's weirdest neighbors.
Warnings/content: Some violence. Explicit sex. Tobacco-chewing. (Not all at the same time.)
Huge thanks to beta reader bethbethbeth
Best Original AU Winner of the 2014 Holmsies!
The Bone Fiddle Fanmix! Music is the heart and the spine of this story, so here is over two hours of it. Traditional Appalachian music, period-appropriate rock, and atmospheric alt-country. All the murder ballads mentioned in the story are here.
Beautiful cover art by songofthecuckoo.
Beautiful cover art by bluebellofbakerstreet
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- Part 1 of The Bone Fiddle
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,167
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 596
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- 1,177
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03 May 2017