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Shadow Milk wasn't stupid. (or maybe he was.) He could, obviously, tell that Pure Vanilla was sick. Which begs the question: what will Shadow Milk do about it?
Begrudgingly take care of him? Use the free time he has been granted to torment others? Or just simply laze around and wait for the sickness to pass over? Only time would tell.Series
- Part 2 of phikat's sickfics! (2-part)
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"You're so much colder than usual," Pure Vanilla noted, grabbing hold of his hand.
"The air outside is getting colder."
"Hm..."
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Shadow Milk has always been a cold Cookie. His other half has always been significantly warmer.
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Beast cookies didn't get sick. Shadow Milk Cookie couldn't get sick. That's what he'd been repeating in his head all day, and that was what he made himself believe. The haziness in his head was... he was just tired.
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Shadow Milk gets sick but refuses to believe he's actually sick, brushing it off as magic exertion.
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- Part 1 of phikat's sickfics! (2-part)
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Sprout was waiting for him near the gardenview sign.
"Hi, Astro!" He greeted, offering out a cupcake. Astro looked at Sprout, then the cupcake, then Sprout again, before grabbing it, still reluctant.
"You shouldn't have," Astro murmured. "You should save these for when we're in the elevator. They're more useful to the team than to me, right now that is."
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Astro and 7 toons go on a run for fun! It starts off normal, oh, the calm before the storm. While things spin to shit, can the two idiots in love resolve their problems before, unknowingly to them, it's too late?
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The detective puts his hands inside his pocket. “6 months of snack and ramune supplies, delivered to my desk every morning.”
Chuuya blinks. “What?”
“I’m trying to make a deal with you, Mr. Fancy Hat,” the detective states. “I know that you’ve been dating Dazai again for roughly two months, have been visiting our dorm for the past three weeks, and have no immediate plans on disclosing your relationship to both of our organizations despite the truce.”
Chuuya gawks. Who the fuck have been telling all these details to him?!
Or: the times when Chuuya tries to bribe everyone who accidentally finds out about his relationship with Dazai, and the one time when he doesn't have to.
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04 Sep 2026
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Dazai and Chuuya are rivals, but their awfully close..
They love to hang out, get drunk, and maybe make out..
They are also idiots (and in love)
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28 Aug 2026
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Dazai’s lungs were burning inside of him. He kept coughing, but no matter how much he tried, he couldn’t get rid of the permanent lump in his throat. Of the petals that blocked his airway. He was drowning in everything vicariously Chuuya.
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Dazai has Hanahaki Disease.
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27 Aug 2026
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“And why would he be safer in your care than his family for the past seven years? Why would he choose you, someone who abandoned him and the Mafia four years ago, over the organisation with more resources to ensure his safety and full recovery?”
Dazai smirked cruelly. “Who said I left him?”
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The one where Dazai keeps in contact with Chuuya even after his defection. When Chuuya gets tortured and Dazai takes care of him four years later, things get messy.
Life isn’t always good, but they get through it together.
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26 Aug 2026
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Magic and Mystery by Anonymous
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2026
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Dazai is going to Hogwarts—which is crazy because he doesn’t have magic. He has a nullifying ability, for goodness’ sake! Not that it matters. Dazai is still willing to stick around and cause trouble before he gets shipped back home and stuck in his room again.
And this Quirrell guy is definitely up to something. So that’s a good place to start.
(this is a re-upload, the original work was written by Allegory_for_Hatred)
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- Part 1 of Magic and Mystery