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    Some of the works may also include non-filk parts, filks written by others, or collaboratively created filks, but they all also include filks written by me.

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    Bio innate d/s AU for hollanov

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    These filks were written for Filk Broken Telephone 2024, with each filk inspiring the next filk in the group in some way. This group attempted to create a narrative with the filks.

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    If you only care about The Witcher out of my (Wereflamingo's) fandoms, you can subscribe to this instead of getting a creator subscription.

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    For as long as Ilya had loved hockey, he'd loved Shane Hollander.

    The two things were synonymous in his mind. Shane Hollander was hockey. Hockey was Shane Hollander. He was the best in the world at what he did, and if Ilya was lucky, he'd be half as good as him.

    So the fact that he was hopping off a plane, wandering through the airport in Ottawa and looking for Shane Hollander's black jeep… surreal was one word for it.

    Another was fucked. Ilya was fucked.

    or the one where ilya is shane's rookie and maybe we start getting a little D/s with it

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    09 Sep 2026

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    When Shane takes a hard hit on the ice, he wakes up three days later to find his reality has been shattered. But the truth is, it wasn’t reality at all. Just an elaborate set of false memories conjured by a brain injury. 'False memory syndrome' they call it. Shane calls it a nightmare he couldn't have imagined.

    Or

    Shane doesn’t have amnesia. Instead, he wakes up wanting his boyfriend only to realize his brain concocted a bunch of fake memories of a nine year situationship and Shane has no idea how to live in his actual reality that Ilya hasn’t been a part of. Luckily, Ilya is…curious.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Statistically speaking, there was a very long list on one end which Shane sat solidly at the top of. On the other end, there was a list with only one name on it.

    Shane was the best of everyone Ilya had ever fucked.

    Sasha was the best to ever fuck Ilya.

    Shane would never have gotten two Stanley Cups if he didn’t know how to pivot and change direction when needed.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    In an AU where Shane joins the Montreal Metros the same year he's drafted, Ilya stays in Russia and Shane is pretty pissed off about it. He's released to go to the 2010 World Junior Championships in Helsinki, Finland because he wants his rematch, damn it, and because he wants to try to convince his rival to get to the MLH as soon as possible and make things interesting.

    When Shane discovers Ilya may not have stayed in Russia of his own free will, he puts together a crack team of idiot teenagers international hockey players to achieve one goal: get Ilya Rozanov to Boston.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    F****** delightful heist, really tight piece, check if author is open to podfuc cuz this would do gfang busters that way

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    “Uh, hello,” Ilya says when the cat rises up on its legs and stretches, back bending and paws curling down. Its ears flick and it gives him a dour sort of mwor in return. Witches have familiars, Ilya knows that. And this is a perfect spot for a familiar to be, on the stoop of the witch's house. Logic follows that the cat must be the witch's familiar.

    So he says, very politely, “Shane is expecting us,” even though he has no idea if that’s true or not.

    The cat yawns, tiny sharp teeth flashing at Ilya. Its ears flick again and then it curls up into a ball of fur, right there on the brick wall despite the fact that they’re hurtling towards the end of November and it’s fucking freezing outside.

    “Is that good or bad, do you think,” Ilya asks Seryozha in Russian, gesturing at the cat when the familiar doesn’t move again except to curl its tail over the tip of its pink nose.

    Seryozha’s phone screen flashes white in the darkness. That is a cat, he types, and Ilya scowls. It’s a fucking magical cat.

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    20 Aug 2026