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    “How…” Ilya trailed off. He knew this was possible, of course. Knew that male omegas could get pregnant. But it was so rare it was practically unheard of.

    “I think you know how,” Hollander snapped.

    “But we used condoms,” Ilya said, dumbfounded.

    “Well one must have fucking failed!”

    Shane has a huge, life-changing problem figure out with Rozanov. But he can be cool about this. He can be chill. And he definitely wont let feelings get involved.

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    28 Oct 2026

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    27 Oct 2026

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    Cliff Marleau is being plagued by nightmares after he accidentally knocked out Shane Hollander. To ease his mind, Cliff goes to the hospital to visit Shane, rather than Ilya.
    What Cliff doesn't expect is for Shane to accidentally reveal his secret relationship with Cliff's best friend to him, while high on painkillers.

     

    Or: Cliff Marleau finds out about their confusing relationship and becomes best friends with Shane Hollander, unbeknownst to Ilya Rozanov. Using fake names for each other and all. And he makes it his mission to officially get them together once and for all.

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    24 Oct 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is the star college hockey player at Boston University. He's in his sophomore year, has just been announced as the Captain for the upcoming 2008-2009 season -- life is great.

    Shane Hollander is a freshman, living in a dorm room with Hayden Pike and going to all of his classes. He studies at the library, listens to Hayden's ramblings about his fraternity, gets coffee with his childhood best friend Rose, and signs up to be a tutor for the hockey team.

    Love persists in all their universes.

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    “I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke on campus.” Shane mutters, glancing up at the cigarette, then back at the guy’s eyes.

    The guy snorts.

    “Da. Good thing we are not on campus. I am Ilya.” He holds out his hand.

    Shane eyes it, then slowly reaches out with his own. He could smell vodka? on the guy’s breath. Some sort of alcohol, at least. He wasn’t super familiar with the assortments.

    But, he doesn't want to be rude. That was one thing he wasn’t.

    “Il-ya,” he says, “My name is Shane.”

    “Shane.” Ilya repeats.

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    23 Oct 2026

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    This autumn, Ilya has only one thing to worry about: getting the next door neighbor and his three year old daughter to stop hating him over last year's Halloween blunder.

    And then some.

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    22 Oct 2026

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    MORGENSTERN: This is a bit unconventional, but I think I speak for all of us when I say we wanted the chance to talk to both of you at once. Starting with you, Shane—you scored the game-winning goal with only a minute left on the clock. Are you dedicating your win tonight to anyone?

    HOLLANDER: Yeah, I guess my parents. It's nice that they made the trip. But the win was a team effort, and I'm sure the other guys who put some points on the board are dedicating the win to their families.

    MORGENSTERN: And Ilya, you might've lost, but you scored a hat trick tonight! Want to dedicate that to anyone?

    ROZANOV: Also Hollander's parents.
    ----

    It's Ilya's last season in Boston. Yuna and David start wearing Rozanov jerseys to games. Shane and Ilya decide they don't need to play into the rivalry anymore. Journalists are scrambling. Hollanov Twitter is going up in flames. It's not a long game if you play it fast enough.

    A.K.A. Ilya Rozanov's Guide To Soft-Launching A Relationship By Hiding It In Plain Sight

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    18 Oct 2026

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    Ilya: Hello Montreal Jane)))
    Ilya: Had fun last Saturday
    Ilya: Did I by any chance leave my headphones at ur brother's place?
    Ilya: they are black n red
    Unknown Number: Wrong number
    Ilya: Oh c'mon don't be like that

    Or, yet another Hollanov texting AU.

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    17 Oct 2026

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    Ilya wakes up in the early afternoon, in his underwear, with a dry mouth, a crick in his neck, and loud, incessant banging. It takes him longer than he is proud to admit to realize that it’s coming from his front door. He gets up and immediately regrets it. His living room is a mess and the light coming in from the window makes him wince. He does not want to clean today. What he had wanted was a rare, quiet night. Maybe text Hollander to rile him up after his loss the day before. Instead, Marly insisted on coming home with him after his girlfriend dumped him, so he could drown his sorrows. He remembers making some questionable choices after that, and if the state of the house is any indication, he is right.

    Oh, that fucker. What did he forget here?

    “Marly, you fucking asshole, I swear if you don’t stop—” Fuck. His head. How much did he drink last night? “Couldn’t you wait until practice tomorrow to get—” He opens the door. A small child is looking up at him.

    Or: The day before the Tuna Melt Ilya Rozanov finds a child at his door.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    Is it weird, he wonders, not to tell Rozanov that he’s getting the surgery in Boston, that he’ll be in his city for at least a few weeks this summer? Should he tell him?

    Shane would want to know, he thinks, if Rozanov was in Montreal for weeks at a time. He almost thinks he’d be able to sense it even if he hadn’t been told. He’s always had a sixth sense for him, aware of where he is at all times on the ice, an invisible frisson between them when they stand near each other in public, every hair on his head bending toward him, like a sunflower toward the sun.

    shane finds himself in boston for the summer. he finds ilya there too.

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    05 Oct 2026

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    “Worried about me, Hollander?”

    A few months ago, Shane would’ve called him an asshole and left him in this dingy hospital room alone. A few months ago, Shane would’ve rolled his eyes and thrown back a line about wanting to ensure all his patients were looked after and how he had a responsibility, especially to members of his own firehouse. Hell, a few months ago, maybe Shane wouldn’t have even been here in the first place.

    But today, after the scare he’s had and the hours he’s spent really coming to terms with… well, everything, Shane just nods tiredly.

    “I was. I was terrified actually. I haven’t left this hospital since I rolled in doing chest compressions on you because we couldn’t get your sinus rhythm back and your heart stopped.”

    ***

    OR: Ilya Rozanov is Firehouse 17's supposed asshole lieutenant and Shane Hollander is their newest paramedic.

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    30 Sep 2026

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    There were four pictures in the tweet that ruined Ilya’s life.

    Or, a woman secretly takes explicit photos of Shane while she is hooking up with him and later vindictively posts them online, causing a shitstorm of a media scandal that just keeps getting bigger. Shane freaks out, of course, but somehow Ilya is the one who really feels like his life is ending.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    a series of unconnected one-shot HR meet-cute AUs
    no set number in mind, just writing as the vibes come
    mostly just pure fluff, with the (very) occasional bit of smut

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    22 Sep 2026

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    "You take her." Shane waits for Rozanov to take Lucie, but when he doesn't do anything, Shane flicks his gaze up to see Rozanov's eyes widen. "What?"

    "You want me to feed her?"

    "Yes. You literally just held her. What's the difference?"

    "I-I don't know what to do."

    Shane passes Lucie over to him, then guides Rozanov's hand to the bottle to keep it up. "You just hold it like that."

    "Then what?"

     

    Or: Shane has a one night stand with a woman during the six months Ilya ghosted him, and he's left with a little girl. Lucie Hollander wraps them both around her little finger and changes the course of their love story.
    (set in the canon universe)

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    18 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander was not a desirable omega, and that was a fact that he has long come to terms with. Too tall, too strong- not pretty enough. It wasn't something that bothered him anymore, especially not while he had his career of being a physical therapist laid out so nicely for him- he just had to push through this last year of university first.

    Then, Ilya Rozanov succesfuly made his way into Shane's orbit.

    Or, Shane agrees to help Ilya with getting their two friends together, not realizing how far this whole thing was going to go.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    After an overtime win, Ilya kisses his roommate Shane on the mouth.

    It was just celebrating. Shane is straight. Everything is fine.

    Except Shane hasn't spoken to him properly in three days.

    So, naturally, Ilya asks Reddit.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    15 Sep 2026

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    “Boys, I appreciate the thought you’ve put into this so far,” Yuna said. “But there’s no way you're hiding this for ten years. It is going to leak. We need an actual reasonable plan for you to come out safely and be happy so you can do this on your own terms and not be miserable.”

    --

    The ten-year plan was never going to work. Fortunately, thanks to Yuna, Shane and Ilya now have a new and improved plan that could have them safe and happy in just a year or two's time. They just have to want it bad enough.

    Ottawa a year early. Support from friends and family. Therapy. Rebranded images. A more confident and secure Shane. A public friendship hard launch. A relationship soft launch.

    There's a lot to do. It's time to put in the work.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    Ilya's been taking care of himself for so long, and not always doing a very good job of it. It would be understandable, Ilya thinks, if Shane didn’t really know how to do it yet. Not when they’re only a month into being married and three months into being honest and less than a year since that hotel room in Tampa, where Shane had climbed into his lap and let Ilya cry into his shoulder and held him like no one had held Ilya since he was very small.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
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    34,190

    13 Sep 2026

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