venvephe
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- Kingsman (Movies) (20)
- Men's Hockey RPF (14)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (4)
- 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (2)
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There’s a thick, fluffy tail with dark, coffee-colored tabby stripes poking out from the back of Johnny’s apron, perfectly matching his headband. It’s a little strange, but Ten doesn’t begrudge anyone who has to wear a work uniform, even if said uniform includes a tail. Johnny hums softly as he sets about his task, the tail flicking to one side and then the other in a feline display of interest. Ten could watch him all d-
Wait. What?
Ten stares, a dawning sense of realization cresting over him. Quote-unquote animal-themed accessories. Guests here for the coffee, but also just hanging out. Pet puns on the menu. The name Ninth Life. Paw-prints in the logo. Paw-prints! In the logo!!
Oh my god - this isn’t just a cat café. It’s a hybrid café.
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Touching Me, Touching You by venvephe for Kalika999 (kalika_999)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel
05 Oct 2022
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Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:
A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!
This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.
Right?
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Ten loves being a regular at his local cat cafe. It's the perfect place to study, with its comfy chairs and warm ambience and tasty lattes. And the cats are good company, too.
Well, up until Johnny becomes the cafe's new barista. Johnny, who Ten has a crush on. Johnny, who Ten talks about with the cats all the time. Johnny, who the cats have decided is a perfect match for Ten - if Ten would only take their advice and finally confess.
A cat's idea of romance isn't the same as a human's, of course. But that won't stop Louis and Leon from playing matchmaker.
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In the autumn of his sophomore year, Kim Jungwoo makes friends with the captain of the soccer team, passes Organic Chemistry, hooks up in the library, gets advice from his roommate, watches his friends form a throuple, learns to like sports, and falls in love.
But not in that order.
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It takes Kun's jet-lagged, sleep-addled brain a few seconds to catch up with the sight before him: one Zhong Chenle, in a maroon henley and matching plaid sleep pants, face bare and hair soft and grinning at him. At seven in the morning.
Or: Kun comes home from the winter holidays.
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A series of hockey oneshots, mostly tumblr prompts that I am archiving here. Various teams, players, and pairings - see individual work notes and tags for more!
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The Snowglobe Series by venvephe
Fandom Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
31 Dec 2018
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A spot for unrelated Kingsman and Hartwin one-shots and drabbles. More to come soon.
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Perturbed Orbit by PainAltar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 Jul 2026
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"Yes. Eridian food not decay like Grace food, but condition still change over long time. Hard for some eridian bodies to digest when too old. Digestion system react badly," I tell him, bringing us back to the current dilemma.
"And you've got one of those kinds of bodies." Strained tone, slight warble at the end. Nervous?
"Yes. Also had issue few times on Erid, before launch."
"Is it an anxiety thing?"
"No. Would be dead long time if was."
"Right, of course. And it hurts?"
When Rocky experiences a medical emergency, Grace offers to help. But once his hands get involved, Rocky's control of himself, his memories, and his body quickly deteriorates.
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26 Aug 2026
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I just wanted Grace and Rocky to watch Amok Time together.
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26 Aug 2026
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to be understood by scarlct_vvitch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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Two days after their first contact—and more importantly, their first words—Grace sets up his thinking machine to speak.
Rocky does not need the assistance of a machine for Grace’s language. It is ugly and harsh to listen to, but it’s relatively simple to learn. That, and, well—Rocky was alone for a very, very long time before he met Grace. He maybe hangs on to each word a little more than strictly necessary. Grace only needs to tell him each word once for Rocky to know it forever.
Grace, though…
Well, he’s lucky Rocky is patient. Let’s leave it at that.
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21 Aug 2026
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“But you said you didn’t have a word for – for forcing someone into reproduction?”
“No. Is different, but equivalent violation. Means, to force to sleep.”
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Or, Dr. Ryland Grace has yet to confront the choices taken from him. Eridian norms, ironically enough, force the issue.
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21 Aug 2026
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dog days by furiosophie for spqr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jul 2026
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[What does hand flex mean, question?] Rocky asks from where we're huddled together on the floor, watching the 2005 adaption of Pride & Prejudice.
"It's uh—" I hit pause, search for the right word. "Have we had yearning in the vocab yet?"
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or: two years and seventeen days after reaching Erid's orbit, the climate control in the biodome breaks
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16 Aug 2026