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Hi, I would never open smut requests/requests of any sort unless I’m bored as hell or wanna try smth new/improve my skills/step outta my comfort zone and etc. In this case is all of the above.
note that I would never do this unless otherwise. I also needed copium for my hyper sexuality. It’s getting bad again. Also note I’ve never had sex or written it (the yuri threesome when I was 10 didn’t count). It’s js me expanding my skills/wanting to improve and shittttrr yea.
uhhhh enough of me yapping some rules
- no piss or scat or omegaverse sht, cant stand those (heat is fine, ig)
- no RPF. I can write them skins fucking but not irl ppl, sorry RPF fans
- I can do dead dove: do not eat or things considered ‘sensitive’. I don’t care lmao. Although I may (MAY) draw the line at gore idk
- I can do trans characters/queer characters or headcannons
- I’m VERYYYY picky when it comes To top/bottom. I CANNOT do either bottom parrot or wemmbu (sorry bottom parrot/wemmbu trusters 🥀) it js get on my nerves. Neither can I stand top flamefrags, sorry guys. I prefer spoke to Be bottom but I can write him top ig. IM SORRY IM JS VERY PICKY WHEN IT COMES TO THIS. FORGUVE ME
- requests pls uh give me some scenario idgaf If it’s a sentence or not. Js Smth. Mind also listing some kinks and sht or else youre gonna get basic ass smut from me.
Note I Am still very early on unstable etc, my characterization will be imperfect at best.
man idk how long till I delete this or until my guilt picks up w me. We ball until I die I guess.
have fun, or not, idk I ain’t your mom