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TT: I admit, you did succeed in yanking my chain for a brief moment. My prankster’s gambit has taken a severe hit to the oreos.
TT: In any case, we should hurry.
GT: Tell me what I gotta doWell, shit. Looks like you’re playing Sburb.
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In which a Self-Insert plays Sburb with children who are also gods.Series
- Part 1 of DLC Unlocked
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dave has a convo with bro...
karkat comforts his boyfriend.
(haven't seen this plot used before, so bam~♡)
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"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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Karkat opens his mouth, but nothing comes out except for a faint noise which lands somewhere between keening and squeaking. His cheeks are flushed, his jaw is doing some kind of minimalist gymnastics, and his eyes are wide and startled but also so... so fucking soft. As if he cannot believe that this is real, but for as long as it lasts he is going to hold on to it and get as much out of it as possible. You know that feeling. You still can’t quite believe it either, but god, you’ve already waited far too long for this. You can’t waste a single goddamn moment.
(karkat and dave have sex with each other for the second time ever, and dave finds out that karkat is more than a little fond of - GASP - quadrant mixing in bed. it's very scandalous and kinky, and definitely not at all adorable. nope.)
[takes place in the time between epilogues (meat) and HS2]
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Summer Camp is the last place 11-year-old Dirk Strider wants to be. He plans to grin and bear it, though--by keeping his mouth shut and his head down and not giving anyone a reason to pick on him.
The giddy, green eyed kid he's sharing a cabin with, however--doesn't seem to care about any of that. Dirk quickly learns why young Jake English doesn't have time to.
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- Part 12 of A Slice of Sadstuck
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actual summary: Summer Camp is the last place 11-year-old Dirk Strider wants to be. He plans to grin and bear it, though--by keeping his mouth shut and his head down and not giving anyone a reason to pick on him.
The giddy, green eyed kid he's sharing a cabin with, however--doesn't seem to care about any of that. Dirk quickly learns why young Jake English doesn't have time to.
author: empty_battlefield
title: Some Fella
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• dirk finds dave cutting and teaches him how to do it right .
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Karkat starts his heat cycle and Dave becomes more culturally aware. Best bros or not, desperate times call for desperate measures. Screwing your best friend? That's definitely a desperate measure.
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nobody is as close to god as dirk's brother.
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Dave almost drowns as a kid but Bro saves him. He is terrified of water now. What does Bro do late one night when they’re alone at a mansion Bro’s house-sitting for a friend, and Bro watches Dave trying to face his fears in the huge pool?
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How long can everything really be sunshine and rainbows with two Dirk Striders around? Especially when Jake keeps getting glimpses into who he's been in previous lives, and who he is, and what he might become.
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People mainly just look quiet. Murmuring and whispers. This is already so awkward... Old pictures going through a slideshow. The fact like he's trying to cover up his mistake like he said nothing too.. God. You should REALLY say something.
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Jade comforts June in a bathroom. It really should've been as simple as that.
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Bunny doggy goodness
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They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.
Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
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Bro calls Dave into his bedroom to help him out with a little something. “Dave. Meet Gina.”
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Bro is the sickest thing this town has ever seen. Sick as in, sick skateboard flips, and sick as in, sick motherfucker.
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Spicy: ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
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GET IT DAVE: ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ -
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spend half your life just covering up by hapaxlegomena
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20044519
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In which John denies his feelings for Dave, but can't really hide them.
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Making Sense of Life While on a Space Rock
“I’m starting to think that all this bullshit I’ve been throwing around isn’t doing a thing to protect me from the worst parts of myself,”
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Dave on a meteor surrounded by aliens and one human, a week after a suicide mission that didn't take, learning more about himself than he ever could've otherwise.
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there is nothing cooler than coming back from space and revealing youve been dating an alien that is the main fuckin thing you gotta do when you go to space by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Dec 2019
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Dave and Karkat look at the stars.
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attenboroughs just shrieking "has nature gone too far" hes totally lost it dudes been in the jungle a long time dude doesnt even remember what his wifes face looks like anymore by itsdave
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12 Apr 2020
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Dave and Karkat's first date.
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Once the train of aimless tree blabber has left the station, you remember why you agreed to meet up in the first place. Leaning forward to sit up properly, you turn to Dave.
“So,” you say, “what did you want to show me?”
“Oh! Yeah, I forgot about that, sorry. The topic just fucking strayed from me like some kind of toddler seeing a candy store and waddling away from mom. Chubby little bastard gets me this time. Here.” He plops out one of those music tables onto his lap, and motions for you to come closer.
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"So, uh," he starts, bites his lip, and his shoulders shake with a defeated sort of laugh. "Sorry about the whole death thing."
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