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    A group of unconnected stories about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov getting caught in compromising positions. Told from the outsider POV.

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  2. Summary

    A place for me to collect Hollanov flavored smut practice.
    Unconnected one- and two-shots of an explicit nature. There will be kinks discussed and explored in detail.
    There is no upload schedule, I'm just gonna add to it when I write something smutty.

    I am open to prompts - you can leave a comment or find me on tumblr @veryunhingedaboutthis

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  3. Summary

    A compilation of all the drabbles I wrote for the Murderbot Diaries December Drabble 2025 event. Doubled up on prompts one day because I couldn't pick between the two.
    Thank you to the organizers for pulling it all together!

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    "So what?" Shane huffs. "I start dating some random guy and bring him to my ex's wedding? That's so weird."

    "Or you find perfect, fake boyfriend who will act like total asshole to Matt."

    Shane snorts. But then he stops laughing.

    It's not… the worst idea. It's kind of a bad one. And chances are Matt is happily involved with whoever this Ian guy is, so he won't even care. Shane would have to find a fake boyfriend that's either so unworldly perfect, everyone in the room will be jealous; or someone who has a special talent for pissing people off.

    Shane sits up, his eyes finding Ilya's.

    "What if I bring you?"

    - or, Shane needs a date for his ex's wedding, and who better to bring than his best friend, Ilya? (You know, the one who is secretly in love with Shane.)

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    21 Oct 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a former professional cyclist who now owns a bike shop in Colorado. Ilya Rozanov, the tattoo artist who owns the shop next door, thinks boy scout Shane Hollander should take a ride on his motorcycle instead. But what starts out as a casual fling can't stay that way for long--not once Shane and Ilya discover the depths of their chemistry (and Ilya the many benefits of little spandex shorts). Both of them have been hurt before, and the only way to move forward is to get over their pasts. It's a hill climb in both directions, but if Shane Hollander can do anything, it's push himself to endure the burn when he knows the ride home will be that much more satisfying.

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    18 Oct 2026

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    Ilya is a Bratva hitman, and Shane is his crime scene cleaner. When Shane finally pays off his debts and signals his intentions to leave, Ilya has only the summer to convince him to stay.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    Aww bloody ❤️

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    "Stop asking me if it's okay. If I want it. You're always, like—whatever. I'm not one of your fucking girls, okay? If I don't like it, I'll stop you. I can make you stop."

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    14 Oct 2026

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    There were four pictures in the tweet that ruined Ilya’s life.

    Or, a woman secretly takes explicit photos of Shane while she is hooking up with him and later vindictively posts them online, causing a shitstorm of a media scandal that just keeps getting bigger. Shane freaks out, of course, but somehow Ilya is the one who really feels like his life is ending.

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    11 Oct 2026

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