AwkwardProfessor



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  1. Summary

    A place for me to collect Hollanov flavored smut practice.
    Unconnected one- and two-shots of an explicit nature. There will be kinks discussed and explored in detail.
    There is no upload schedule, I'm just gonna add to it when I write something smutty.

    I am open to prompts - you can leave a comment or find me on tumblr @nincoverband

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    A compilation of all the drabbles I wrote for the Murderbot Diaries December Drabble 2025 event. Doubled up on prompts one day because I couldn't pick between the two.
    Thank you to the organizers for pulling it all together!

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    “Do I dream?” Hollander repeats. When Ilya nods, he says, “Yes? Why?” His eyebrows bunch together. “Wait, you’re not—do you mean in like, a sex way?”

    “No,” Ilya says, watching that flush spread. “But I like your idea better. What do I do in these dreams?”

    Choking, Hollander says, “Fuck off.”

    He is his mother’s son.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    Harris decides to film a harmless video to show the fans that Shane and Ilya are a sweet and loving married couple. He kind of gets that?

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    “We don’t want fans panicking every time you’re at each other’s throats,” Harris continued, “because they don’t realize that’s actually how you two show affection. We already lived through that misunderstanding once.”

    He walked over to the camera. “So we thought it might be fun to do a quick little video. I’ll ask some easy questions, you guys respond however you like. It should be playful and light but it’s fine if you guys can’t help teasing each other a little. Be yourselves. Everyone already knows about you as individuals but what people haven’t seen yet is how you are as a couple.”

    Shane scrunched his nose in distaste.

    “We can keep it to on-ice questions,” Harris offered quickly.

    “That’s fine,” Ilya said.

    Harris took a seat behind the camera and checked the framing one more time. “Alright. Ready?”

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    30 Aug 2026

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    "He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”

    Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.

    Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."

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    Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Ilya presents as an omega two whole days after his thirteenth birthday. Except for day his mother died, is worst day of his fucking life.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    With Russia banned from competing in World Juniors, Shane and Ilya don’t meet until draft day. How is their story different without those first few interactions and without the media’s “rivalry” obsession?

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    28 Aug 2026