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  1. The Hollander Bouquet (full of lillies) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    30 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander stumbles into the best excuse to avoid getting dragged to a club; he's already got a hookup (that's totally real). And when it works like a charm, it's easy to lean on it again in another city. What he doesn't expect is how quickly this becomes the hottest gossip to sweep through the MLH and now everyone wants more details.
    Or, 5 times everyone thinks Shane is hooking up and the 1 time they were right.

    Language:
    English
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    14,388
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    372
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    4,694

  2. Lock, Stock, and Smoking Hot by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    16 Aug 2026

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    The Boston Raiders celebrate a win over Vegas by going to a gun range. Obviously, Ilya has to post a video to his socials and of course Shane is going to find it late at night and ...... have some feelings ;)

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    English
    Words:
    1,077
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    400

  3. And Her Name was Jane by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    10 Aug 2026

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    Cliff Marlow(Marleau) celebrates an overtime win over the Montreal Metros and ends up in the bed of the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen. Too bad he didn't get her name first.

    Language:
    English
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    6,516
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2,420

  4. Yuna Hollander: Mother, Manager, Matchmaker by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    24 Jul 2026

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    AU where Shane comes out to his parents after the draft - Yuna immediately goes into Momager-mode to keep her kid safe by getting him safe sponsors and connecting him to safe players. When she finds out destined rival Ilya Rozanov is a safe player; she doubles down on getting his and Shane's face into every ad campaign she can. If she sees that Shane has a small crush and that Rozanov might not be as straight, or as much of an asshole, as she first believed; she can't be blamed for trying to set them up, can she?

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    English
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    1,986
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    67

  5. A Shameless Anniversary (the first) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    10 Jul 2026

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    Ilya thinks he's got their anniversary in the bag. Afterall it's their first one and he's excited to celebrate their love. Shane hasn't brought it up at all.

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    English
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    2,091
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,170

  6. Stamina and Balance: Who Can Last the Longest? by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    22 Jun 2026

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    After some flirtatious sexting and a solid win, Shane is feeling pretty good and lets himself get dragged out to a bar with the boys. When a chance to show off his skills comes along, he's in just the right headspace to take advantage of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    358
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    2,374

  7. Mutual System Maintenance by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    01 Jan 2026

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    ART and MB take rough housing a bit far on a cargo trip

    Language:
    English
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    1,481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    993

  8. Homeward Path by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    31 Dec 2025

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    Lost in a dark and powerless station, Murderbot finds it way home.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    115

  9. Meet Me on The Station by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    30 Dec 2025

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    Tapan was always excited on new jobs. This one brought them to UplandGateway One where they would be updating their strange synthetic tech. As she explores the station, she runs into MB.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    564

  10. No One Left Behind by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    29 Dec 2025

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    During the stressful evacuation of an abandoned colony, one colonist refuses to leave their cat behind.

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    English
    Words:
    490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    258

  11. Corporate Financial Times by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    28 Dec 2025

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    BREAKING NEWS: LARGEST DEAL IN CR HISTORY AS OMNIPO-TENSCE MERGER SUCCESSFUL

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    135

  12. Growing Pains by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    27 Dec 2025

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    A short conversation between siblings

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    139

  13. All Aboard by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    26 Dec 2025

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    Eletra tries to flee but Security is alerted. Can she make it to the transport in time?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    125

  14. I Think You'd Like This by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    25 Dec 2025

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    Iris, Karime, Tarik, Matteo, and Three had been sent down to investigate a defunct colony on a small planet.

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    English
    Words:
    342
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    225

  15. Our Meeting Changed My Life by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    24 Dec 2025

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    A small poem
    Interpret at your leisure :)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    99

  16. Conspicuously Inconspicuous by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)  

    23 Dec 2025

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    Gurathin goes incognito to indulge in a hobby he'd rather not share

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    287

  17. Billing Disputes by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    22 Dec 2025

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    In System Collapse, Pin-Lee and Turi were working on the bill for Barish-Estranza. This is how I imagine part of that endeavor to have played out.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    208

  18. The Insufferable Torture of Waiting by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    21 Dec 2025

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    Arada gets antsy as she waits

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    75

  19. Some Like it Hot by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    20 Dec 2025

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    At the end of the academic year, Seth and Martyn would always invite their crew to their house on New Tidelands. This year, thanks to temporarily joining the crew as a visiting professor, Ratthi was also invited to the celebration. SecUnit was happiest remaining aboard Peri, docked on the station, but Three had decided to travel with it’s new humans.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    182

  20. A New FreeUnit is Born. by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    19 Dec 2025

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    Statistically speaking, rogue SecUnits are rare. The Perihelion, which frees Units and thus makes them rogue, is an outlier adn should not be counted.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    323

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