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    But Crystal’s teen angst bullshit can wait. She gets up, folds the blanket halfheartedly (it won’t be up to Edwin’s standards no matter how hard she tries, so why bother?), and shuffles into the gross little bathroom attached to the office. Doesn’t bother meeting her own bloodshot eyes. She knows exactly how fucked up she looks, thanks.
    Then she gets back to work.

    Or: The process of bringing Niko back to life.

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    yellow: sunlight 💛

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    “So you…know why we're here, then?” Edwin asks carefully, trying and failing to catch his eye.

    Thomas snorts. “Sure do. So, like. Congrats, I guess. I'd offer to bake a cake, if it weren't for your ghostly taste-buds.”

    Edwin and Charles exchange one of their patented looks, the kind that haunts the more self-flagellating of Thomas’ daydreams — the fun and less-fun ones alike. His soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend clears his throat. “Thomas,” Edwin begins, so gentle, so pitying, “what on Earth are you going on about?”

    It raises the Cat King’s hackles, the way these two seem to make him feel more prey than predator these days. “Why are you acting so surprised?” he snarks right back. “We always knew our little fling had an expiration date, alright? I just didn't anticipate today to be the day of reckoning.”

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    When the Dead Boy Detectives show up to the cannery hand-in-hand, the Cat King is prepared to bow out of his "situationship" with Edwin (un)gracefully. He is much less prepared for what actually happens next.

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    It was just… Pop Idol Vanessa Mystery never got to have its own live action movie or series, even though the fans had been begging for it for years. (Well. There was one adaptation. The movie that made the main four act like sisters, and gave Vanessa some random boyfriend. It Was Not To Be Spoken Of.) Niko had always wanted to see her childhood crushes on the big screen, saying all the brave things she could only dream of.
    So when the genie asked, in a deep, portentous voice, “What is your greatest wish?”, Niko (very understandably) said, “I want my favorite manga to come to life!”

    Or: A genie takes a wish too literally. Everyone deals with the consequences.

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    Charles was studying the Cluedo board as if his very death depended on it, biting his lip not quite bloody more from lack of requirements than lack of force. It was a very attractive look on him, Edwin noted.

    Or: A game of Cluedo gets heated.

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    Charles’ voice is casual when he asks, “What was all that about, mate? When you froze her up and saved my neck?”
    Edwin freezes up himself, eyes going enormous, looking more like the hunted than the hunter. But he doesn’t run, like in the early years, and he doesn’t pretend not to hear, like when he just started trusting Charles not to push. It’s progress. “I, ah… Well, I enthralled her, if you must know. Only a minor one, without the exchange of blood, but enough to follow the commands I gave for the rest of her life.”

    Or: Charles finds out about the vampiric ability his best mate’s been hiding.

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    Still gobsmacked at having a reflection again, Charles lifted his hand to do something daft like wave at it.
    Except his reflection beat him to it, touching his left hand to his cheek. There was something a bit too awed in its eyes. “My reflection…”
    Charles wasn’t proud of it. He shrieked.
    It was a familiar sound, except it wasn’t one Charles had ever made. And the mirror was on the
    other side of the desk, wasn’t it? Which meant…
    “Charles?” said Charles’ not-reflection.
    “Oh,
    bugger,” said Charles, and heard the sharp edges of Edwin’s cut-glass voice.

    Or: A swapped shapeshifter potion gone very wrong, and then very right.

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    It’s not a lie. Charles will defend that to his last breath (maybe, possibly, definitely). He never lies to Edwin.
    The rest of the world might not see it the same way, though.

    Or: Charles has a secret. Surprisingly little changes.

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    “24 hours?”

    “24 hours. From the minute the clock strikes midnight. Do we have a deal?”

    The woman extends her hand, the hazy outline of her fingers flickering in the candlelight like the ripples of water. She isn’t a ghost, not exactly (not like the boys are at least), but she also isn’t not. It’d been a perplexing case, full of magic and mystery far beyond the extent of what the Dead Boy Detectives had explored in the past few decades. She had explained, and Edwin had taken careful note of the specifics, but it still doesn’t really make all that much sense.

    What makes even less sense is how exactly the spell she’s offering works, her magic surpassing Edwin’s, something supernatural and spiritual like the Cat King’s, far beyond the boy’s comprehension… but god if the appeal isn’t enough to make the two ghosts consider throwing caution to the wind.  

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    But it did rather give him an idea. He had been withholding his own affection since realising the extent of his feelings, terrified of taking advantage of Charles’ kindness. Yet now Charles knew all, and, although he did not return those feelings, still accepted Edwin as completely as he always had.
    Surely, then, he would not mind if Edwin continued to speak the truths of his heart?

    Or: Five ways Edwin shows his love for Charles, and one way Charles returns it all.

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    “It never felt weird to me that people would make, like, art and stories and videos and poetry about you, cause—“

    There’s poetry? Edwin thought in a blind sort of panic.

    “—well, didn’t seem strange to me that people would obsessed with you, cause I’m a bit obsessed with you.”

    Edwin blinked.

     

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    or, running a maid cafe is bearable, until the guests begin writing.. stories about Charles and he.

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    It wasn’t that Charlize expected much when she leaned into Edith’s space. She always wanted to get closer, didn’t she, in any way she could. Tide to the full moon. Like this, sitting on the banister and tilting closer to Edith, who was standing upright as ever, it was all she could do not to crash into her and hope to break.
    As for the comment – well. That was for a laugh.
    Mostly.

    Or: Pirates Charlize and Edith get into a sword fight. Of a sort.

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    Ever so slowly, things started changing. Charles spent more time in the library, never mind how his mates teased him, skimming through everything even slightly paranormal. Just in case. Sometimes he’d get to his room and his desk would be way neater than he’d left it; sometimes it’d be just the same, except that some old trinket had been pulled out from who-knows-where. There were flowers tucked in a couple of his books now, pressed flat and pretty, and Charles put them carefully back the few times they fell out, before he learnt how to hold the books up to prevent it. Once, when he was late for morning classes and stumbled out of his room with his tie all askew, he felt that cool brush like fingers at his throat, and no teacher gave him trouble for his appearance.

    The day wasn’t anything special, except for that. Except that, at the end of it, Charles turned to the perpetual cold spot in his room and said, “Realise I never properly introduced myself, did I? My name’s Charlie – well, Charles, really. What’s yours?”

    Or: Charles and his friendly boarding school ghost make each other’s acquaintance.

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    Edwin did not consider it overmuch when Charles materialised himself a skirt – short, red, and familiar – that morning. It was hardly an unusual sight of late, and always a delightful one to Edwin. He enjoyed following the journey of self-discovery his beloved was on, with all its similarities to and differences from his own. Not to mention that he could express his appreciation at each and every step…
    No, he didn’t consider it overmuch, only kissed Charles sweetly until their agency hours began.
    But.

    Or: Edwin, Charles, and the promised skirt.

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    The first thing in the box Charles handed her was a harness. The second thing was a purple dildo.

    Or: Crystal has Charles pegged.

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    ohhhhhhhh my god charles walking out of the room with the biggest grin, wearing crystal's kiss t-shirt

    Or: Crystal, Charles, and some role-swapping by way of clothes.

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    “Hey, hey,” Crystal said, when all was said and done, reaching out a hand to help the recently-possessed boy up. The very cute recently-possessed boy. “You’re okay, the demon is out of you. Your name’s Charles?”
    “Yeah, I’m Charlie – uh, Charles – R-Row… Bloody hell, it’ll come to me in a minute.” For the first time, Charles seemed to notice his surroundings. “Where am I? How did I get here?” His eyes were enormous, warm brown, and terrified. “Why can’t I remember anything?”

    Or: Crystal Palace and Edwin Payne of the Palace & Payne Detective Agency take on the case of a possessed psychic.

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    The first true glimpse Charles captures of her is the fine hem of her gown, the extraordinary purple colour of it reserved for royalty only. Then her extended hand, skin smooth against Charles’ callouses, the glinting signet ring cold beneath his courteous lips. A last gesture of chivalry before the sword comes down.

    Or: A newly knighted Charles falls for his queen.

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    The guests all stood and turned back to face the doors as they slid open. The music rose to a crescendo, and in walked Edwin, beautifully dressed and clutching a spray of flowers. He was wearing that small and secret smile that Charles knew better than his own, strutting down the aisle like it was a runway privileged enough to feature him. Charles couldn’t take his eyes off him even if he wanted to. The world and everyone in it faded away, ‘til Edwin was all he could see. If Charles could choose to live in this moment for the rest of forever, he would.

    Or: A real wedding; a fake relationship. What could possibly go wrong?

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    It had been quite some time since Charles and Niko, armed with a truly astonishing amount of clothing, disappeared into the office’s spare bedroom. Only their murmurs and the occasional bright peals of laughter were audible through the walls, providing no hint as to what they were doing. Edwin and Crystal had been relegated to the main office to ward away any would-be clients on the agency’s official day off.

    Or: Charles gets a makeover! Edwin gets a makeover! Everybody gets a makeover!

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    Every manga Niko read, every movie she watched, the smutty fanfiction she’d devoured from what was a probably too young age – all of them said the same thing: sex was a serious thing. You had to be amazing at it, even if it was your first time. You had to know exactly what your partner wanted. You had to look hot the whole time. You were not supposed to laugh during it.

    Or: Niko and Crystal’s first time.

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