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An old man walks into a church by imperfectcircle
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
05 Sep 2026
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Since leaving seminary, Vincent has lived a life absent of any stillness but that which can be cultivated from within. To him, life in the Vatican seems almost the opposite - men who live in stillness, who must generate all their sound and fury themselves. Thomas, at least, does not seem to feel the need to take up space, to make big expansive gestures simply to fill the room.
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07 Sep 2026
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In which Rocky learns the noble and time-honored art of making your crush a mix-tape. But first, he needs a crash course in questionable human music choices from one Dr. Ryland Grace.
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07 Sep 2026
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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01 Sep 2026
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you're always looking at a different beach by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Aug 2026
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Grace had joked, occasionally, that they were a liquid and I was a solid, two completely different states of matter; it was a joke because it was an exaggeration, an overstatement. In reality, Grace had bones and teeth, and I had blood and steam, but we both enjoyed the pretense that we were more different than we were. It reminded us that our new friendship was something rare, something strange and special. Grace called themself a blob and called me a hunk of granite (a great insult that I was saving to use again on Erid), or they called themself a water balloon and called me a little mountain, or themself a puddle and me a pile of rocks: and they tilted at me, the human mouth tilt they called a smile, and that tilt always made me think again, lovingly, about the enormous odds against us ever having met.
Stone and water, water and stone. That comparison, even as a joke, never failed to ring a bell deep inside of me. Because I would think about erosion, about the long slow beat of water against rock, and I would think about how the rock was always, in the end, consumed.
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01 Sep 2026
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Pretty Girl Mantra by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Jun 2026
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Linda had called him cute and handsome and also insecure and asshole. Never pretty. Never soft.
But he is soft for Rocky. He doesn't need to recalibrate any behaviors to be soft, he simply is. His entire body, made of exposed meat hung around a fragile frame is soft and delicate to Eridians.
He is soft.
Could he be pretty too?
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29 Aug 2026
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Vibrations by pleniluneheron
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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“Human book recommends relaxing bedtime routine. Listen to soothing music, sleep in a cool, dark quiet room. Stick to regular schedule.” Rocky recites what he read. “Schedule is good, room is dark and quiet. Soothing music, question?”
“Not a bad idea,” Grace stretches his legs a little. “I’ve shown you lots of music. You remember the soothing ones. Why don’t you sing for me?” He asks, jokingly.
“Good good good!” Rocky chirps excitedly, wiggling around inside his ball. “Yes, Rocky will sing. Grace will listen. Grace will sleep easily.”
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18 Aug 2026
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Five Times Rocky and Grace Fucked Up, and One Time They Fucked by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky explore each other's bodies on the trip to Erid. It goes poorly, generally speaking.
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09 Aug 2026
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“But you said you didn’t have a word for – for forcing someone into reproduction?”
“No. Is different, but equivalent violation. Means, to force to sleep.”
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Or, Dr. Ryland Grace has yet to confront the choices taken from him. Eridian norms, ironically enough, force the issue.
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07 Aug 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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07 Aug 2026
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it'll cost you, not enough to bring you down by notlichenthis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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"You are Hunter's boyfriend," the guy says, looming. He's holding a glass of vodka that probably costs more than what Kip earns in a day.
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10 Apr 2026
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win conditions by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Aug 2026
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14 Mar 2026
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The Greek Problem by candle_beck
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (2009), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Apr 2011
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The brainless things people do for love.
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12 Feb 2026
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Danger! High Voltage! by elipie for thingswithwings
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
18 Jan 2026
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Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires?
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05 Feb 2026
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Hit the Bricks! Four Things Not to Miss in Lego City Old Town by ellen_fremedon for molybdomantic
Fandoms: LEGO Botanical Garden, LEGO Natural History Museum
07 Dec 2025
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Four moments in Lego-Duplo relations.
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01 Jan 2026
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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31 Dec 2025
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The Interdepartmental Politics of Snake Selection by serakit for theblakery
Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns
20 Nov 2025
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Selected interoffice memos regarding the assignment and procurement of snakes for the Spring 2026 term
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31 Dec 2025
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Baldrick attempts to bring some Christmas cheer to the dugout with a touch of greenery. Well, brownery.
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25 Dec 2025
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For a Good Time, Call by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2020
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The picture is of Wei Ying, that much is clear. It’s of a lot more of Wei Ying than Lan Zhan is used to seeing. He supposes that, technically, Wei Ying is dressed. It’s a bare technicality, since one of Wei Ying’s hands has rucked up his black tank top practically to his collarbone, showing a long expanse of abdomen and one nipple. Sweat beads on his sternum, catching the light like jewels. His other hand is--Lan Zhan feels his eyes widen, as though unable to look away from a train wreck--on his hip, one thumb tugging down the waistband of a pair of red briefs. Wei Ying is biting his lower lip and looking directly into the camera, sultry, his eyes dark and inviting. His erection is obvious, outlined against the red of the briefs and framed carefully with the hand on his hip. Lan Zhan’s brain goes wildly, screamingly blank.
Or: Lan Zhan accidentally finds his best friend's OnlyFans account and has an ongoing emotional crisis.
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09 Nov 2025
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Mostly they only talk about race when Hardison's using it as a distraction. It's a method that doesn't work all of the time, even though Hardison's more careful than anyone thinks about choosing when to use it. He definitely wouldn't have tried it here. [For the Racebending Revenge challenge, rewriting Nate as black]
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06 Nov 2025
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It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910
King Edward's on the throne;
It's the age of men
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A British nanny must be a gen'ral!
The future empire lies within her hands
And so the person that we need to mold the breed
Is a nanny who can give commands!-- from "The Life I Lead" (Lyrics: Robert B. Sherman)
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06 Nov 2025